Joke jokes
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
If you have a teacher who is a Karen, comment what the worst thing that they did to you or your entire class. I know this isn’t a joke, but why not?
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
"What's the capital of Texas?" said the brown hair.
"T," said the blonde.