Joke jokes
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mom #69.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.