Joke jokes
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
Your friend lost his left arm, and after getting out of the hospital, you ask him if he’s OK. He says, "Yeah, I’m all RIGHT."
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)