What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
Joke Jokes
Why did the 18-year-old girl need a ladder to go to school?
Because it was High School.
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
*Aye, Matey!*
Why are there 25 letters in the alphabet? Because the D is in U.
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
Why can't you eat cereal?
Because your dad never came back from getting the milk!
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
What did the pretty young pre-pubescent 14 year old boy say when he got a homosexual pedophile for Christmas?
He said he was awfully touched!
Which company likes Jesus the most?
IHS Markit!
Yo mama!
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
What did one sea say to the other sea? Nothing, it just waved.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!
