Joke jokes
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
What do you call a stoned Mexican?
Baked bean.
They say during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the fuck runs 8 miles in 30 seconds?
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground meat.
What did one chair say to the other?
"I'm so bummed out!"
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.