Joke jokes
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
I always ask gay people what LGBTQ means, but I never get a straight answer.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
What's the difference between an orphan's parents and a boomerang? The boomerang comes back.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
I am always high, welcome to bipolar disorder. LMAO. (Don't bother to like or comment, I just had to say this.)
Why was the peanut butter upset at his retirement party?
He was roasted.
I, for one, give President Joe Biden my full support, and anything else he can find in my previously rented gym locker. 🤣
1 "Knock knock."
2 "Who's there?"
1 "Interrupting physicist."
2 "Interrupting who?"
1 "Muon!!!"