Joke jokes
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
The boyfriend says to the explosive dude: "You're the bomb!" The explosive dude says: "Wow, that was Whitty."
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
My girlfriend called me a pedophile. That's a big word for a six-year-old.
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.