"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
Joke Jokes
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator đ
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still donât know why.
Why canât an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
So, I saw two homeless people on the road fighting. I said, "Stop fighting and go home." I guess it was a little insensitive.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
How many people can you fit in a car?
6 - 3 in the back, 2 in the front, and my nan in the ashtray.
