Joke

Joke jokes

Mother

Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

Orphan

Why did the orphan start crying?

Because his apple found a home in his stomach.

Twin

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

Blonde

For every blonde in the world,

scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Orphan

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Updog

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

Baby

"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"

"What?"

"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"

Yo mama

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Orphan

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Puerto Rican

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

Toe

What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?

"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."

Orphan

How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?

One, if the bag is family size.

Orphan

Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?

Mom forgot to come back with the milk.