Joke jokes
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
Guy, your hairline was the reason Adolf Hitler said, "Let there be war!"
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
What is red, pink, and goes round and round?
A baby in a blender.
What is green, brown, and goes round and round?
The same baby 3 weeks later.
My mom told me a joke about boxing.
I guess I missed the punch line.
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom? Because she left the phone off the hook!
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he had "no-body" to go with.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
American people: We will throw your teabags in the ocean!
British: At least our towers didn’t fall. 😎
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.