Joke jokes
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Little Johnny: Hey, Dad, are you finally back with the milk?
Dad: Yea, but it's expired, so I'm going back to the "milk store" and get more (and not come back for a couple more years). :)
What do you call a male robot who wants to be a girl?
A trans-former.
Women be like, "Equal rights, equal pay," then decide that they don't want to do labor intensive jobs.
What do you call California during a forest fire?
Completely normal.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
I could be red, I could be orange, I could be yellow, I could be green, I could be blue, I could be purple, but I would be dead.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
What do the people in heaven that died on the Titanic call the Titanic? The Dietanic.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."