Joke jokes
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
What is it called when someone is a wheel chair and in a fire?
Answer: Hot wheels...
I like my girls like my coffee: Flat and white.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Haha, the joke is me.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."