Joke jokes
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What do you call a cat that walks slowly?
CATerpillar
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.