Joke jokes
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Haha, the joke is me.
What's the same about a newborn and a football?
You can kick them both very easily.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
Three gay men enter a bar in Iran. They don't come out.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.