Joke jokes
What's the difference between a dad and an Emo?
They both don't last a while.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What’s an emo kid's favorite wood working tool? A chop saw!
What do you call a blind photographer? A waste of money.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
What is the difference between an orphan and a robber?
One is wanted.
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
I robbed a person in a wheelchair. He cried and said: "You can run, but you can't hide." I ran, and I never saw him again.
Are you a building?
Cuz I rate you 9/11.
The time is 9:11, time to put your phones on airplane mode.
How do you get a fat kid to lose weight?
You pay the ice cream man to keep driving.
What do you call a dwarf skating on ice?
A midget spinner.
My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.
*at school*
Nobody: Do you want nuts?
Me: Wait, you have some?
Nobody: Yeah, they're my own.
Me: :0
Bro, WW2 was just a joke.