Joke

Joke jokes

Baby

"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"

"What?"

"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"

Tree

What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?

The tree leaves them hanging.

Orphan

Why did the orphan start crying?

Because his apple found a home in his stomach.

Twin

Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?

Friend: I don't know.

Me: I'll fall with you.

Ball

Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!

Calendar

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

Hooker

What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?

I don't eat burritos.

Dollar

If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.

Penis

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.