Joke jokes
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
What does a news anchor cow say for the weekly broadcast?
"Here's the beef of the week!"
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Your mom #69.
Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.
I am not making a noose; I am making an unsubscribe button for life.
Haha, the joke is me.
Don't tell me I haven't got balls. I just happen to wear mine on my chest, and I can guarantee they're a lot bigger than yours!
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.