Joke jokes
What kind of shoes does a ninja wear? Sneakers.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger?
Mustard gas.
What’s the difference between a dirty bus terminal and a lobster with implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
A man once sued smart water for not making him smart. Then a woman replied, “Okay cool, now I’m going to go sue Thin Mints for not making me thin.”
Why couldn't Professor Xavier fight Magneto? Because he couldn't stand up for himself.
How do you think the unthinkable? An iceberg.
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.