Joke jokes
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!