Joke

Joke jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.

Orphan

I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.

And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.

Puerto Rican

A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"

Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"

Baby

What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!

Friend

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

Orphan

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

Prison

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Sister

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Mama

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mama.

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

Wall

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

Blonde

For every blonde in the world,

scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Guy

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.