Joke jokes
What does the A stand for in "orphan, adopt" from the orphan company?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents :) so kawaii fr.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
You're so poor that when you walked into an elevator, you thought it was a mobile home.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
What do you call a polar bear with mood swings?
A bipolar bear.
Lol
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
People call my blind friend dumb sometimes.
She can't see the obvious.
Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
789.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.