Joke jokes
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Q. You know what really bugs me?
A. Insect puns.
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
What did Yoda say to Luke during his wedding ceremony?
"May divorce be with you."
A puma was making another puma laugh. That puma that was laughing said, “Stop making me laugh! I’m gonna puma pants!”
Say what you want about Hitler, but in the end, he did kill Hitler.
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
What does a stick say when it falls down? "Wood you help me up?"
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What did one snow ❄️ man say to itself? My arm is broken.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Why was the cow afraid?
Because he's a coward!
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!