Joke jokes
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Who."
"Who who?"
"Why are you who-ing like an owl?"
Why did the black lady give the IRS a mason jar full of watermelon seeds?
Tax credit.
Why do orphans like to be robbers in cops and robbers?
So they will be wanted.
I was wondering why the tennis ball was getting bigger 🤔
Then it hit me 🤧😂
Joe mama's so hairy when she went to the movie theater, the people thought she was Chewbacca!
Cheese, gimme cheese!
(inspired by a friend)
My friend said they were going to make a comeback. I told them to do it at the back of the throat.
"Do you know the difference between wallpaper and toilet paper?" Replies, "No." "Gross!"
What does a bad friend give a blind kid for his birthday?
Give him a gun and tell him it's a hairdryer.
How do emo bands prepare for their shows?
They self-harmonize.
For orphans, every bag of chips is family sized.
I asked my class what comes before 47. Everyone said 46, except for the quiet kid who said, "AK."
Okay, what do you call a dummy that writes a dumb writer?
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
A priest walks into a bar, immediately orders the kids' menu.
Me to an orphan: If you had a penny for everyone who loved you, I don't think you'd have any.
The orphan: But why?
Me: Because if someone loved you, they wouldn't have thrown you out.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.