Joke

Joke jokes

Friend

My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.

Orphan

Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!

Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?

Prison

A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."

Sister

Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.

Mama

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mama.

Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.

Wall

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.

Blonde

For every blonde in the world,

scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.

Guy

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

Mailman

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Mail man.

Mailman who?

Bitch, do you want your mail?

Orphan

Why can you bully orphans?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.

Updog

Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."

They will likely reply: "What's updog?"

To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"

Fish

What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.