Joke jokes
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.