What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Joke Jokes
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Why did the Drill Sergeant get in trouble?
He got caught playing with his Privates!
I got suspended at school today. I lit a kid's wheelchair on fire and called him "Hot Wheels."
What did one butt cheek say to the other?
"Together we can stop this shit."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mail man.
Mailman who?
Bitch, do you want your mail?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
Your mother is so fast, she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Go up to your friend and say: "It smells like updog."
They will likely reply: "What's updog?"
To which you reply: "Nothing much, what about you?"
Who wants me to bring back the daily School Shooter Jokes?
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
