Joke jokes
You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
Don't worry, the forehead jokes were recommended just like your hairline.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
What is the favorite game of an emo?
Hangman.
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
789.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.
What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
I punched my mom for no freaking reason.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
How many orphans can you fit in a bag of chips?
One, if the bag is family size.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
Where did Sally go during the bombings? Everywhere!
Why didn’t the parents bother looking for her? Because she was in the front and back yard in small chunks! 😂