Joke jokes
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Go to an orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Puerto Rican!"
Then the blonde replies, "OMG, you dirty little slut! How many is a Puerto Rican?"
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, because they are walls.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.