What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Joke Jokes
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? Because she has no arms.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
