Joke jokes
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
Q: How do you make an emo kid happy?
A: Give them a Happy Meal.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
Oh, you just got owned, like my ancestors.
Boy: The F in orphan stands for family.
Orphan: But there’s no F in orphan.
Boy: Exactly!
What hit the ground first in 9/11? The people.
What’s the difference between the Twin Towers and McDonald's?
McDonald's has a drive through. Twin Towers has a fly through.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.
What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What do you call a kid laying down in the classroom? Kill confirmed.
What do you call three kids laying down in the classroom? Kill streak.
What does Cangaball do after eating its vegetables?
Go on eBay to see how much he can sell the wheelchair for.
What do you call a U.S. border hopper?
A Mexican jumping bean.