Joke jokes
I broke my arm yesterday. My bro said it is Arm-ageddon, and I still don’t know why.
Why can’t an orphan make a joke?
Dad jokes.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
What's the difference between a Ranga and a Brick?
A Brick can get laid.
What does the blind man say when walking past the fish market?
“Good evening, ladies.”
Your mum said, "Who did it?" Ya nan!
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor: 10 babies in one trash can.
Morbid humor: 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What is brown and sticky?
What is white and gooey?
What is long and hard?
(Tell me in the comments)
How did Helen Keller burn her cheek? She answered the iron.
How did she burn the other cheek? They called back.
Ur mom.
Oh wait, you don't have one.
What did the salad say to the chef? LETTUCE GO!!!
Snake one: Are we venomous?
Snake two: Yep!... Why do you ask?
Snake one: Cuz I just bit my tongue!!! (Drama scene)
What do cows use for math? A cow-culator 😏
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Your forehead is so clear, like the Liberty Bell manual in 1876.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.