Joke jokes
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Dad!
Dad who?
*Silence*
Teacher: What is the capital of Washington?
Dumb kid: The W???
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Someone asked me what the worst mistake you could make while being at work was, and I replied, "Being a doctor and mixing up the oral and rectal thermometers."
What would you call a person who hides in a house for 24 hours and then kills them?
Morgz.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Wanna hear a long joke?
JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
The other day my computer crashed. Luckily, there were no injuries.
How do you get a million Pikachus in a bus?
You shove them on!
What did the knife say to the other knife?
"Knife to meet you."
Why did Harry fall out of the boat?
Because he's hooked!
Skedaddle skedoodle, I'm gonna go beat my noodle.
What is the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?
The location of the Dirtbag.
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.