Joke jokes
How did the coke seller react when someone told him a joke?
He CRACKed up.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
He wiped his ass.
Q: What did the person who invented the door knocker get?
A: A no-bell prize.
I used to have a skeleton of jokes, now my supply is bone dry. Guess I wasn’t that femurous.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because the one behind it wasn't social distancing.
Are you a red light? Because I stop every time I see you.
What day does Venus like?
SATURNday.
What did the bison say to his son leaving for school?
"Bye son!"
Get it? Bye son, Bison!
Once, I tried to say, "P.P. That's funny right there." Instead, I said, you guessed it, "Penis!"
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
You know, being a bitch is hard... but I found the person who's up for the challenge... you.
You know what pun is used for "waist?"
Nothing. You'll find nothing.
It's just a waste of time.
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
An irrel-elephant ;)
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
A dung beetle walks into a bar and says to another beetle, "Is this stool taken?"
I heard every single machine in the coin factory just broke down all of a sudden.
It just doesn’t make any cents!
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.