Joke jokes

How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.

I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.

You know what pun is used for "waist?"

Nothing. You'll find nothing.

It's just a waste of time.

So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.

Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?

He wiped his ass.

Hey daddy *winky face*

How do you make a peanut laugh? You crack it up!

How do you try to shout at someone on the bottom of the ground?

"Hey, sir! Are you dead?"

Why did the nose cross the road to find the person who "nose"?

Ok, this is a texting joke. This isn't my joke; I found it on Google.

Mom: SON YOURE G-MOM JUST PASSED AWAY lol

Son: Mom, how is that funny?!?! I hope you're not laughing!

Mom: OH NO I THOUGHT LOL MEANT LAUGHING OUT LOUD

How did the shark do on his math test?

Jawesome!

What did one skeleton say to the other?

Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"

Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)

Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."

Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"

Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"

Q: What's brown and sticky?

A: A stick :)

I told a cookie a joke the other day.

It just crumbled.

Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?

Because it was a Rogue One!

Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?

Palpatine: Renew it!

Wanna hear a long joke?

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!

Why didn’t the turkey cross the road?

To prove that he was not chicken.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Robin.

Robin who?

Robin you, that is who.