Joke jokes
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
What do you call Yakub with no eyes?
No eyes Yakub.
If you ever get cold, just go to a corner because they're usually 90 degrees.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Why did the dumb blonde pee inside the condom?
Because the doctor told the dumb blonde that the dumb blonde was going to get a urine test!
What do you call a group of depressed teenagers? The Suicide Squad.
Why is six so scared? Because seven eight nine! 😂
Me: What did the twin say to the other twin?
Friend: I don't know.
Me: I'll fall with you.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Why did the orphan start crying?
Because his apple found a home in his stomach.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not your parents.
For every blonde in the world,
scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool.
Why can you bully orphans?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents? Oh wait, they got no parents.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Mama.
Big Mama. Big Mama can't fit through the door.
WARNING: READ THIS JOKE ALOUD!
Was it the pills that stopped his coughing, or was it the coffin they carried him off in?
So, you're human, huh? Well, I'm a skeleton, so not much gets under my skin.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.