Joke jokes
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What do you call a cab for black men?
A cop car.
I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.
What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?
"Smell ya later!"
Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?
'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?
The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What's an Indian's favorite store?
Red Dot.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One of them gets picked.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"
What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?
Panera sped.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."
I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suicide Squad.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he was tired of waiting for the milk.
A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.
READ THIS OUT LOUD:
This is this cat.
This is is cat.
This is how cat.
This is to cat.
This is keep cat.
This is an cat.
This is idiot cat.
This is a busy cat.
This is for cat.
This is forty cat this is seconds cat.
NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.