Joke jokes
My mom said, "You are in big trouble!"
I said, "Are you going to punish me?"
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite food?
His shoulder.
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
What do you get when you cross a belt and a watch?
A waist of time.
I had a joke about pizza, it's just too cheesy.
What did one skeleton say to the other?
Skeleton 1: "I need a hand!"
Skeleton 2: (Throws up hand)
Skeleton 1: "That wasn't very humerus."
Skeleton 2: "Why do you have to be so heartless?"
Skeleton 1: "At least I had the guts to tell you!"
Q: What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick :)
Why didn't the newest Star Wars movie start with the classic scrawl?
Because it was a Rogue One!
Question: What did the fish say when he ran into the wall?
Answer: Damn!
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "p" is silent.
What's the difference between America and a flash drive?
One is USA, the other is USB. 😂😂😂
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Q. What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
A. A dino-snore.