Joke jokes
Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?
Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.
If I had a dollar for every time you said something smart, I'd be broke.
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What do parents and dark humor have in common? Some get it, and some don't.
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why did the emo person cross the road?
TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.
Haha, the joke is me.
What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?
"Call 911!"
What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
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