What's the difference between a hooker and a burrito?
I don't eat burritos.
Joke Jokes
Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
I wish my hair was emo so it would cut itself.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
I would tell you a time travel joke, but you did not like it.
This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
Sometimes when I think I'm ugly, I just think of my sister and it makes me feel better.
What do you call the Gray Man in an electric chair? Fried Fish.
I hear you like funny people. In fact, my whole life's a joke!
What do you call a lesbian Dinosaur?
Lickalotapuss.
There are 25 letters in the alphabet, and yet I don't know why.
POV: You're an orphan.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your mom.
What do you call an orphan's parents?
Dead meat.
Stranger: Knock knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Stranger: Not your parents.
