Joke jokes
Why are they called "breaking news" in the entire world?
Because they are breaking the whole entire news.
Why does the orphan eat water with cereal?
Mom forgot to come back with the milk.
What do you say after making fun of a disabled person?
"Sorry, I didn't mean to step on your toes."
What do you call it when two Mexicans fight?
Juan on Juan.
What makes a joke a dad joke? When it leaves and doesn't come back.
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.
Man: Stop with these orphan jokes!
Me: Why? Are they going to tell their parents on me?
What’s a lung’s favorite type of exercise?
Breathing exercises.
I told this to my English teacher, and he said it to the class, and no one laughed. Someone help!
My friend was in a wheelchair, so I rolled him in fire. Now I call him Hot Wheels.
A prisoner dug out of prison. He appeared in a playground. He said, "I'm free, I'm free!" A kid said, "So what? I'm four."
What do you call it when an orphan takes a picture?
A family portrait.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
He thought he saw his parents.
Oasis, am I right?
What do you call an orphan that takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
I asked an orphan where his mom was. He started crying, so I said it again.
And well, that was my last day at the orphanage.
Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
What happens when a depressed kid try’s to high-five a tree?
The tree leaves them hanging.
"What's worse than 10 dead babies stapled to a tree?"
"What?"
"1 dead baby stapled to 10 trees!"
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
Answer: Elephino.
How did the orphan go to school?
Not by his parents.
Why can an orphan never get picked up?
Because the white van did not come that day. HAHA BIG LOL