Joke jokes

What makes genders and Twin Towers similar?

There used to be two of them, and now it's a sensitive subject.

What's a little white dot on a priest's dick? A baby tooth.

TV Darth Vader: "I'm your father!"

Orphans: "Yea."

Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 victims, they did 98 stories in 10 seconds.

Dark humor is like water; not everyone gets it.

I got a call from McDonald's; they want their sign back.

READ THIS OUT LOUD:

This is this cat.

This is is cat.

This is how cat.

This is to cat.

This is keep cat.

This is an cat.

This is idiot cat.

This is a busy cat.

This is for cat.

This is forty cat this is seconds cat.

NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

You're so skinny, when you did your first jump on a pogo stick you would never come back.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

I wanted to tell a commie a joke about food, but he’d have to wait 10 years to get it.

What does Joe Biden say to young girls when he leaves the room?

"Smell ya later!"

Why does Joe Biden call women muffins?

'Cause muffins backwards is sniffum.

What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭

When I saw a kid fall with no legs, I said, "Just walk it off!"

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

If you drop an apple and an emo girl, who falls first?

The apple, because the emo girl hung herself.

Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?

Because it was the Great Depression.

A leaf and an emo fell off a cliff, who landed first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo.

I punched my mom for no freaking reason.

Are you a building?

Cuz I rate you 9/11.