Joke

Joke jokes

Jesus

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.

Orphan

What did one orphan say to another orphan?

"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"

Priest

Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?

Because they blow up in your face.

Mother

Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?

I really hit the mother lode with you!

Cheese

What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.

Money

What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?

"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."

Orphan

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Orphan

The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?

One is actually used.

Orphan

Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Orphan

There should be a "kick an orphan" day.

What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?

Kid

What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?

Special forces.