Joke jokes
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9 and 11.
Did you know that the letter "f" in "orphan" stands for family?
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture? You need only one nail to hang a picture, unfortunately.
Did you know every market in Africa is a black market?
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What language do Asian Karen’s speak?
Demandarin.
I was going to make a depressing joke, but my parents already did.
What did one orphan say to another orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why can't you make jokes about catholic priests?
Because they blow up in your face.
Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.