Joke jokes

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What's the biggest joke ever? Gender equality.

You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.

Guys, stop making funny jokes of orphans. What, their parents are gonna get mad? Oh wait, continue.

This anorexic girl wanted to fight me. I told her that I would roast her, but she didn't have any meat.

Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Your mom #69.

Don't say your life is a joke, because jokes got meaning.

Haha, the joke is me.

What did the police say on the TV during 9/11?

"Call 911!"

Why does Joe only have 264 days in his calendar?

Because he can't celebrate Father's Day.

How do you make an orphan's hand bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come back.

What do a penis and a Rubik's Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets.

Why did the emo person cross the road?

TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE Haha.

What do you call it when a man gets high in Panera Bread?

Panera sped.

Why can't orphans be gay?

'Cause they can't call anyone "Daddy."

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

My Grandpa was supposed to be in 9/11, but airport security got him.

Did you hear the joke about the baby with cancer? It never gets old.