Every time you feel lucky to have your mother in your life, what should you tell her?
I really hit the mother lode with you!
Joke Jokes
What's Momma bear's favorite baseball team? The Cubs.
What is Juan the junkmail dispenser's nickname? Spic and spam.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
What's the last thing Asians hear from their parents?
"My money is my money. Your money is my money. Your wife's money is my money. Always remember that, son."
What's an orphan's favorite meme?
Homer going into a bush.
Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.
The "F" in "orphan" stands for family, but there is no "F" in "orphan."
What is the difference between an orphan and a blanket?
One is actually used.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
There should be a "kick an orphan" day.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What's an Indian's favorite drug?
Beans.
Did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home?
Wait a minute! What am I talking about?
What did the south tower say to the baby north tower?
"Here comes the airplane!"
There was this emo kid giving a high five to a tree... but the tree left them hanging :)
Dumb person: Wat idk mean?
Person 1: I don’t know.
Dumb one: Oh u don’t know okie I ask Googol.
Person 1: Wait idk means--
Dumb one (to Googol): WAT DOS IDK MANNN?
Googol: I don’t know.
Dumb one: OH ME GOOOD EVEN GOGLO DOESYN KNOWWW
I got suspended for telling the emo kid to hang in there.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
Dr. Dre.
What do you call a band made of cheese?
Grate That!
