Joke jokes
Stormtrooper: What should I do about my overdue library book?
Palpatine: Renew it!
I wondered why the baseball was getting closer...
Then it hit me!
Why do basketball players hate gravity?
Because it's always bringing them down.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Kate ate food coloring last night. She said she was dying inside.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
What’s red and goes 100 miles per hour?
Babies in a blender.
What does the man cheeseburger say to the girl cheeseburger?
“You got nice buns!”
How do bees get to school? On a school buzz.
I have a daily routine where I take a crap every morning at 6 AM, but wake up at 7 AM. And it's not even a joke.
How did the shark do on his math test?
Jawesome!
I'm about to go to the orphanage to tell yo mama jokes.
Oh Sans, you're such a bonehead! Sorry if that joke was jaw-breaking! LOL.
A skeleton walks into the hospital and said: "Doctor, Doctor, I broke my leg!" The doctor said: "I see..."
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade, curd.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Guys, we should stop telling orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad. Oh...
Are your forehead and hairline old friends because they go way back?