Joke jokes
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
Have you heard about the corduroy pillow cases? They've been making headlines.
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
Communism jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets it.
I'm autistic, and I find these so funny.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it got stuck in a crack! 🤣😂🤣
Q. What did the math book say to the other math book?
A. I have too many problems.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
What's red and white and goes 250 miles per hour?
A baby in a blender ;)
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer.
What did the flower say to the crazy peanut?
"Ur going nuts boii, get back on yo' plant. Ur too nuts for me."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
It got stuck in the crack.
Say "ocean" 5 times and you say "oh shit!"
What did the Asian say to the Asian?
*Cough*
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range, but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
What is the definition of a woman?
A life support system for a vagina.