What do you call a Mexican that dives into a pool? Bean dip.
Joke Jokes
Why do people keep saying, "Why did the toilet paper not cross?" Because it got stuck in the crack, because it got stuck in their crack.
When you see a deer, what do you say?
"Oh deer!"
Donald Trump being president is the biggest joke.
Here is a dark joke for you guys... "Why do pornstars scream, "DADDY!" in their videos? Because they were child molested by their father!"
How do you tell if a loaf of bread has Down Syndrome?
It has an extra crumb-osome.
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
What’s the worst thing about being a pedophile?
Fitting it in.
What did Tennessee?
Same thing that Arkansas did.
Me: Hey, say I am ugly for a billion pounds.
Them: You're ugly.
Me: Sorry, I am not a mirror.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Man 1: I-I ran my mom over to get a stupid book.
Man 2: Aww, books aren't that bad. I'm sure she thinks you're a great son considering she can't drive anymore.
Man 1: She was in the road, and I was rushing to get the last copy of this book. She can't drive or do anything anymore.
What do you call a skeleton with no bones? A boneless boy.
Why couldn't the skeleton go to the prom? Because he had no BODY to go with...
I could have said a skeleTON more jokes, but I think that might break your funny bone.
"Wanna hear a construction joke?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wait, I'm still working on it!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
Papyrus: You are so lazy, Sans!
Sans: Call me what you want. I got THICK SKIN!
Papyrus: Another bad joke and I'm finished with him!!
Frisk: HAHAHA
Papyrus: We are monsters. The awfulest kind!
Sans: To mess with us takes a lot of SPINE!!!
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor?
“I can na-zi.”
What’s bad about swinging a dead baby above your head?
Stopping it with the shovel!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
