Joke jokes
A baby seal walks into a club...
- What did the skeleton say to his friend?
- Actually... TIBIA honest, I don't know how to complete this joke...
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
Me and my receding hairline? Believe me, we go way back.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
You. You're a joke.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila