Joke jokes
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What was Beethoven's favorite insect?
The bee! :0
What hangs low?
Balls.
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
Have you ever walked in to Stephen Hawking's house?
No, neither has he.
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
What ended in 1999? 1998.
My joke is:
My life.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
You. You're a joke.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila