Joke jokes
What do you call a guy who has sex on the Moon?
An “Astronut”!
Why do orphans like to go to church?
It is the only place where they can call a father.
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
Did you hear the one about the deaf person?
Me: No.
That's because they can't hear, so they don't talk.
My mom said she wanted to be a comedian when she grows up. So after she was an adult, she had kids. When they were old enough, she told them you could be whatever you want...
Me at the Anti-Orphan Jokes convention. 💣🗡🔪🧨🔫
Why did Stephen Hawking go to Hell?
He couldn't get up the stairway to Heaven.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
What’s the difference between an epileptic corn shucker and a prostitute with diarrhea?
The epileptic corn shucker “shucks between fits”...
Why are a gun and a bag of chips alike?
You pull them out at school and everyone wants to be your friend.
Dog walks into a bar and says, "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
I don’t like to tell school shooter jokes because they are usually aimed at a younger audience.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
What do starving kids call Venetian blinds?
Bunk beds.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Why did the orphan call her boyfriend "daddy"?
Because she wanted that D.
What’s black and white and dead all over? My Chemical Romance.
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
What ended in 1999? 1998.