Joke jokes
If a girl jumps off a cliff, some people call it suicide and some call it girl power, but I call it BULLSHIT.
What’s the difference between rape and marriage?
With marriage, you get to keep the screaming woman.
I'm taking a guitar lesson at school. My band instructor told me he was going to hit me with my guitar. I asked him if that was a fret.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
"Knock knock?"
"Mustache."
"I mustache you a question, but I'll shave it for later!"
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
Why did the stoner cross the road?
He got so wasted, he thought he was a chicken.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
A baby seal walks into a club...
My friend looks like a homeless, thanks for the jokes.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef.
Two of the worst jokes ever.
Why did the elephant cross the road? It didn't see the cars.
Do you want to hear a joke about the blunt pencil? Never mind, it's pointless.
Have you heard the latest pun about pizza?
Never mind. It’s too cheesy!
What do you call someone who is extra virgin?
Mrs. Frame.
What do you call a person who wants to be punched a lot?
A clout chaser.
Search up "clout meaning" if you don't get it.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!