Joke jokes
What did the sweet potato say to the potato when he was told to hurry?
I yam.
What do you call an orphan fish?
Self-ish.
Q. What did one Iron atom say to the other Iron atom?
A. "We're in the Matrix."
This isn't a joke; I just want to spread awareness of anatidaephobia.
Did you hear about the guy who invented the first knock knock joke?
He won the No Bell Prize!
I'm dead! 😂💀💀
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a lil' boogie in it ;)
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What’s a similarity between a priest and McDonald’s?
They both shove their meat between 10 year old buns.
What does one boob say to the other boob?
If we don’t get support, people will think we’re nuts.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
A pirate walks into a bar and has a ship's wheel in his pants.
The bartender asks, "What's with the wheel in your pants?"
The pirate replies, "Yarrr! It's drivin' me nuts!"
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Knock knock?
Who's there?
Not Sally, she doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? She doesn’t have any arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus.
How do you get a clown off your swing?
You shoot it.
Fell Sans: Welp, you're BONED!
Fell Papyrus: DAMN YOU SANS!!!
How did the Scottish man find the sheep in the tall grass?
Satisfying.
What is a cow on two legs?
Yo mama!