Joke jokes
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Kid.""Kid who?""Kidnap you!"
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
Umm, what joke should I make?
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
My sad ass life.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
I reached into my pocket and pulled out a rectal thermometer and thought,
"Some asshole has my pen!"
Why is it bad to high five an emo?
They will leave themselves hanging.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!