Joke jokes
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
It took me 9.11 seconds to realize.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
There once was a man that wanted to join a group of right-handed men, but he wrote with the other hand. He got left behind.
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.
Man: Ouch!
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.
Why are people disappointments? Because you are reading this.
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My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Dark humour jokes are like water; some get it, some don’t.
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty nuts!
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.