Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Joke Jokes
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
Why are Palestinian boys so eager to grow a beard?
So they can use their mum's ID to get in the club.
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
