Joke

Joke jokes

Dad

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Animal

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Emo

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

Tragedy

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Difference

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

Life

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

Problem

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.

Friend

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church?

So they finally have someone to call father.

Cut

I went to an emo kid who just got a haircut, and instead of saying, "Like your cut, G," I slapped his arm and said, "I like your cuts, G."

Guy

Popular guy in class: I am so funny.

Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.

Movie

Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?

because it was rated RRRRGGGG.

I am guessing you don't understand :(