Joke jokes
Alex Stokes says, "Kat, I've seen you eat many foods!"
Why do orphans sit in apple trees?
They wait to be picked.
When you're sad, hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why couldn’t the orphan run away from home?
Because it didn’t have one.
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti?
Meatballs.
What hits the ground first, an apple or an emo girl?
The rope would catch her.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
Why do people make fun of you jokes in worst jokes ever? Because it is called "worst jokes ever."
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
What do you call someone 400lbs with a beer? A heavy drinker.
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Moby Dick's father's name...
Papa Boner.
Why did the golfer change his pants?
Because he got a hole in one!