Joke jokes
I feel bad for the people who were born on April 1.
Their life is a joke.
What do a male pornstar and an emo have in common?
They are both hung.
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
I saw a Black person riding a bike, so I ran back to my garage. He was still eating.
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
What’s an Emo’s favorite exercise?
The dead hang.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair that lives with the royal family?
Rolls Royce.
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?
You pull the pin and throw it back!
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.
What do you call a Mexican fighting a Catholic priest?
Alien vs. Predator.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
Q: Why are school shooting jokes funny?
A: Because they're intended for a young audience.
Yo mama so short that when she tried to sniff meth, she couldn’t get high.