Joke jokes
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Popular guy in class: I am so funny.
Me: Your parents are funny as they made a joke and people are still laughing at it.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why could not the 11 year old watch the pirate movie?
because it was rated RRRRGGGG.
I am guessing you don't understand :(
A man walks into a bar, and there is a line of people waiting to punch him.
Yeah, that was the punchline.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
I forgot what a boomerang was. Oh well, it’ll come back to me.