Joke

Joke jokes

Roast

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

Joe mama

Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.

Orphanage

Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.

Baby

What bounces up and down at 100mph?

A baby tied to the back of a truck.

Dad

"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."

Animal

*JMC*

ANOMALY-931

"Gwen"

Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.

Emo

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

Tragedy

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Difference

What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?

One is Super. The other is just soup.

Life

Me: Wanna hear a joke?

Person: Sure.

Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.

Person: Dear God...

Problem

What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?

Just hang in there, man.

Friend

Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.

Too bad only one was standing. :)

Orphan

Why do orphans go to church?

So they finally have someone to call father.