Joke jokes
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboard?
Don't worry, he was just going through a stage.
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself?
'Cause it was two tired!
What do you call an orphan taking a family photo? A selfie.
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Do you know what my favorite time of day is?
6:30, hands down.
Let's get this right. What's the difference between an egg and a wank?
You can beat an egg, but you can't beat...
Why can't you hear the Pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because its pee is silent.
What's brown and sticky? A stick!
Two men walk into a bar, no clue how they didn't see it.
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What's the difference between you and an egg?
An egg gets laid.
I thought about making a necrophilia joke, but I knew it would be a DOA.
How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him what period it came from.
What did the Twin Towers say to each other?
Sorry if that offended anyone.
“I guess we are going down together!”
How are corpses like pools?
Once you get in, it's only cold for like a minute.