Joke jokes
Your forehead so big it's got its own gravitational pull.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
Why did the ocean wave?
It wanted to say "Hi Tide."
Go to an orphanage and tell the kids their parents came back as an April Fools' joke.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
*JMC*
ANOMALY-931
"Gwen"
Identification: just a stupid animal, with a big ass heart.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What's the difference between Clark Kent and chicken noodle?
One is Super. The other is just soup.
Me: Wanna hear a joke?
Person: Sure.
Me: Never mind, I was gonna say my life, but my life isn't a joke! Jokes have meaning.
Person: Dear God...
I don't like calculator jokes because they are too overused.
What do you tell a suicidal person when they complain about their problems to you?
Just hang in there, man.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
Why do orphans go to church?
So they finally have someone to call father.
What’s an emo's favorite singer?
Slash.