Joke jokes
How do rabbits travel?
By hareplane.
My sad ass life.
Man, I had a joke, but it left and never came back.
Aloneness is not the joke, it's unfortunately my reality.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, “What is this – a joke?”
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
Me: Okay, Papyrus. I'm no Sherlock Bones, but I'd say that Storyspin Sans is the Imposter.
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it! 😌
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
Why does an orphan only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don’t have mothers and Father’s Day!
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What do you call a plate that lies? Dish-onest!
Why is an orphan crying about its family?
Because it can't "let it go."
A burger walks into a bar and says, "Hi sir, can I have a glass of water?"
And the waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, we don't serve food here."
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
When my mom asks, "If your friend pays you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?" I say, "No, Mom... I'd do it for free!"
Why was the chicken in trouble?
For using fowl language!