Joke jokes
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Your birth certificate is like an apology from the condom factory...
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
How do you make a hotdog stand? You take away its chair.
I’d make a joke to Fetty Wap on this, but there’s only a 50/50 chance he’ll SEE this.
My wife and I have decided that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call a fat chick with a rape whistle?
Optimistic.
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
How do you find someone's hairline? It's simple, you don't.
What's Peter Pan's favorite place to eat out?
Wendy's?
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
If there is a guy in a wheelchair and he is a bully, say, "I’m still standing."
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni and got plane. (Yes, it's "plain," shut.)
Did you eat Chef Boyardee's food?
No, why?
Boy are deez nuts so big.
My wife said she wanted steamed vegetables with her steak, so I put her father in the hot tub.
What did Bill Cosby say on the second date?
"Hi, nice to meet you."
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.