Joke jokes
Those are all the same.
(All the jokes above.)
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
How can you tell a bow n' arrows scared?
He starts to quiver! ;)
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
What does a bullet and milk have in common? They both take out your dad.
What do you get if you eat sugar?
High.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
What's better than eight kids in a dustbin?
One kid in eight dustbins.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What did the kangaroo 🦘 bring to the cookout?
A jump rope!
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."