Joke jokes
What did the cannibal say when his friend fell on the floor?
"5 second rule!"
What do you call an Asian who gets a B?
It's not a B-sian.
Dead.
What is a necrophiliac's safe word?
"I'm alive!"
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.
For instance, when you push them down the stairs.
What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.