Joke jokes
My friend fell on the Nile river and Egypt last week.
He swears by it, but he’s in denial.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What is red, pink, yellow, green, orange?
A black woman dressed for church.
Did you know Paul Walker was a method actor? He took his role very seriously as a human torch.
What is the difference between Kanye and Hitler?
Hitler knew when his career was over.
What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?
“What in the world did I just read?”
What's the difference between a normal kid and an emo kid?
One has a functioning neck.
If you think I would joke about Alzheimer's, forget it.
What did the Japanese man say to his friend after he killed somebody?
"That is very Wong."
What is the difference between a woman and ice? The ice always comes back.
Are you angry?
Go bully an orphan!
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What does a French guy say when he falls off?
Oh no, Eiffel!
Have you heard of the current event in Africa?
It’s known as the Hunger Games.
Son: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
Dad: Don't know, why?
Son: Because they taste funny.
The Earth was flat once. 'Til yo mama got buried.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
What’s the difference between outlaws and orphans?
At least outlaws are wanted.
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Want to hear a maze joke?
Never mind, too corny.
Enough with the Hitler jokes. They make me Fuhrer-ious!