Joke jokes
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Jesus.
Jesus who?
Jesus Christ, open the door!
Why do orphans become criminals?
So they can become wanted for once.
What do you call emo girls?
Cutting boards.
He was saying jokes, and someone said, "You are on a roll!"
Your hairline is so bad, when people see the back of your head they say "nice beard!"
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs? Matt.
Guys, depression cannot be turned into a joke.
I wanted to make a joke about clocks, but I got no time for that.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
I like women's rights "jokes" because they're all facts.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.