What is the difference between a broom and a mop?
It’s hard to beat my girlfriend when she’s holding the mop.
Joke Jokes
What's black and eats Kitty?
Serval cancer.
I went to see my doctor today and I asked him how come every time I have sex my eyes hurt.
He said that’s a common reaction to pepper spray.
Why did the dick go insane?
Someone kept messing with his head.
What do you call a Mexican with one leg?
Border hopper.
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey?
Because Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour.
What's black, white, and red all over? A nun on her period.
Did you hear about the fire at Noelle's place?
Her sister is a real Dess-ember!
A Thai woman ran into a wall. What does she break?
Her boner.
What do you call it when a gay guy eats Cheerios?
Fruit Loops.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What is the difference between runners and my car?
My car is still running.
What’s a vegetable’s favorite dance?
The cabbage patch.
Your hairline is so long, people call it "The Natural Disaster!"
What do you call a dog turd in China?
Waste of food.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1.
Kid: What is an orphan's favorite breakfast?
Teacher: What?
Kid: Fruity Pebbles with water.
Teacher: Why water?
Kid: 'Cause his dad never came back with the milk.
What's the rarest gun you can find in Africa? A water gun.
What does an Asian say when his car tires burst on the highway?
"Some Ting Wheely Wong!"
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
