Joke jokes
What did one Geodude say to the other Geodude?
Let’s rock!
What do you call a daredevil Weedle who does stunts on a motorcycle?
Weedle Knievel.
Pokemon: What’s Wailmer’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
Pokemon: Why was Hypno so energetic?
He wasn’t Drowzee anymore.
Pokemon Jokes!
What do you do when your Loudred evolves?
Buy more earplugs!
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
UR MUM!
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Hey man, I was gonna tell a joke about 9/11, but it was just plane.
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
I don't have a joke, I just have a friend named Jack.
Q: What do the mob and pussy have in common?
A: One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
Me: Why can't orphans play baseball? Friend: Why? Me: Because they can't find home.