Joke jokes
My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
What do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?
A stick.
I was gonna tell a memory loss joke, but I forgot it.
What candy loves shooting stars? Starbursts!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why did 10 have trauma?
Because 10 was in the middle of 9/11.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They told her to go find the light.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
I told my husband he should embrace his mistakes.
He hugged me!
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.
How do you get an emo down from a tree?
Cut the rope!
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?
Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.
"Cummy Beynis. Hahaha?"
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"