Joke jokes
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What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
I don't know, I don't have one.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
Emo girls be like, "How much am I worth?"
Girl, scan the code on your wrist.
You know why Santa's saying is "Ho Ho Ho?"
How else is he supposed to give boys and girls a baby brother or sister for Christmas?
It's not nice to make 9/11 jokes. My uncle died in 9/11...
He was one of al qaeda's best pilots.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
Just ask for a hotspot on September 9, 2001, you'll know.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
What is the only reason you can hit an orphan and get away with it?
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a turkey when it is scared?
A chicken.
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.