Joke

Joke jokes

Child

My wife and I have made a difficult choice and have decided we do not want children.

If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."

Kobe

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

Orphan

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

Tree

Why do trees never call Emos? Because they always hang up on them.

Emo

What do you say when an emo cuts themself?

"Like your cut, G."

Mosquito

What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing. You can't cross a vector and a scalar.

Door

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Dooris." "Dooris who?" "Door is locked, that's why I'm knocking!"