Joke jokes
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.
Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?
Dog poop touches grass.
What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.
A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."
Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?
The apples get picked.
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
What did one emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.
What do genders and the Twin Towers have in common?
There used to be two, but now it's a touchy subject.
I asked my boyfriend who his favorite motivational speaker was. He said Andrew Tate. I told him the BEST motivational speaker was Stephen Hawking.
What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to the men he took home that said they were hungry? "I've got Ben and Jerry's in the freezer."
What do you call a doctor in Panera Bread?
Panera Med.
Cremation is my only hope for a hot, smoking body.
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
What's worse, being loved or hated? 'Cause when you're loved you could be left alone or be betrayed, but when you're hated no one's there to leave you. What do you think?