Joke jokes
If you read this, you lost your v card.
What's long, hard, and slimy?
A bar of soap.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ken.
Ken who?
Can you walk the dog for me?
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
What did the orange say to the other orange?
I orange you glad!
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.