Joke jokes
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
What did the tomato say to the empty ketchup bottle? "GOD STAY AWAY FROM ME!"
How do you make people mad? You use the wrong category. It makes them go red.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
Why did the man cut down the tree? Because it was there. 👨🪚🌲
Why didn't the man cut down the tree? Because it wasn't there. 😕🪚!?️
Why did the tree cut down the man? Because it was a bad tree. 🌲🪚😮
What do you call a gay woman? I don't know.
Bob the builder took one look at you and said, "Nah, I can’t fix that!"
"Knock, knock.""Who's there?""Not your dad."Random kid: "My dad went to get milk. My mom said he will be back soon."
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench?
The NBA.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Joe Mama so dumb, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it is still printing.
What bounces up and down at 100mph?
A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Why does an orphan like church so much? So he can call someone "father."
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
I troll under different usernames. I'm a bit all over the place mentally.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What do Myspace and my dad have in common?
I haven't seen them in a while.