When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
Joke Jokes
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Denki: Hey, Mineta, I have a joke for you.
Mineta: Go on.
Denki: Uraraka's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it.
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: ^cries T_T^
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Interrupting cow." "Interrupting cow wh-" "MOO!"
What does an orphan call a family picture?
Answer: a selfie.
Why was the sea sad? Because it was blue.
I said "Uranus!" and the girl beside me face-palmed. I wonder what I did wrong?
When your parents say, "We are sorry that you are here," what do you think of that?
I think that you're an accident!
How do homeless people move where they're living?
They pick up their box and walk away.
"Guys! Let’s hang out after school!"
Dude named Guys:
Dude named Out:
Dude named School:
Think about you are so fucking high that you are walking to a lift and inside the lift are stairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
You're so trash that when I dropped you off, I got a ticket for littering.
Why is an orphan's favorite game Monopoly?
Because they can actually buy a house.
My friend wasn't open to the idea of me becoming a nudist.
I told him to stop being so clothes-minded.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.
When she saw her first strands of grey hair, she thought she'd dye.
So, she went to see the "You Should Be Shot" Photography Studio.
Why did the bee get into trouble?
Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Fence 1 was thinking and Fence 2 said, "Are you still on the fence about running away?"
Fence 1 said, "Yeah, I was thinking of running on the RAILROAD."
When are you from Delaware? You know!!! 📦
