Joke jokes
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
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What kind of udder likes McDonald's?
Udderly unhealthy.
Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
What did the emo kid say to the other?
"I like ya cut, G."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn’t matter what you call it; it won’t come to you.
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
I'm not saying you're stupid.
But you're the reason plastic bags come with the warning, "Do not place over head!"
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
What did the creep do when the woman said, “Make yourself at home?”
He hid in her attic.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
Q: What did the kid say to the emo kid?
A: Don't leave me hanging!
Wanna hear a joke...
I don't know, I'm too high.
What did the pickle say to his friend Rick?
"We are Pickle Ricks!"
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.