Joke jokes
When a fat person steps on a scale, it says: “To be continued.”
What do you call a dinosaur with a cowboy hat and cowboy boots?
A Tyrannosaurus Tex.
Why didn’t the cat cross the road?
Answer: Because it’s a scaredy-cat.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
A guy walks to his friend's house. His friend says, "Where is your girlfriend?" The guy says, "Meet me at the cemetery in a week."
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
Why was 6 so afraid of 7?
7 killed 6's parents.
Why did the toad cross the road?
To show his girlfriend he had guts.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims: they went through a hundred stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
"Hippity hoppity, don't abolish my property!"
What’s the most artistic fruit?
Vincent mango.
What do you call a tall, affluent person? A big success.
What did the icicle say to the snow?
"Why do you have to be so soft?"
I told a seal a joke, it went like this: "Why did the kid cross the playground?" He said, "Why?" I said, "To get to the other slide." And then he said, "That's the sealiest thing I've ever heard!"
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
What did Santa say when he got to the club? Ho, ho, ho!
Q. What color were Mohammed Atta’s eyes?
A. Blue, one blue this way and one blue the other way.
What happens when you get a virus-related sickness? It goes viral on Twitter!
Those were a-mug-zing jokes. They were Mugderful, and Mugjestic.