Joke jokes

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Why can you hit orphans?

Because they can't tell their parents.

Stephen Hawking doesn’t have a dick; he has a microchip.

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

What did the fat guy say when he fell off the ladder? "Catch me!"

I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.

I got in trouble today because I threw a lamp at the emo kid and said, "Lighten up!"

Your hairline is pushed back farther than G.T.A. 6.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?

What sound did Stephen Hawking make when he died? Power off.

Can a person in a wheelchair stand up for themselves?

I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).

What's the difference between a gamer and dog poop?

Dog poop touches grass.

What do both a hooker and a customer have in common? They come onto each other.

A boy walks up to a girl and says, "I would tell you a joke about my dick, but it’s too long."

Then the girl says, "Yeah, I would tell you a joke about my pussy, but you’ll never get it."

What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple tray?

The apples get picked.

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

What did one emo kid say to the other?

"I like ya cut, G."

This pun is so bad you're gonna punch me.