Joke jokes
What do you call a tall person?
A tall person.
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Someone locked me out of my house today... At least the children in my basement aren't my problem anymore.
What do you call a kid with 15 nukes and a shotgun?
The final countdown.
What do you say when an emo cuts themself?
"Like your cut, G."
What do cannibals call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Surprise.
How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What does the woman say to the cannibal at the fashion show?
"Who are you wearing?"
Your forehead is so big it makes Megamind's head look small.
Say "eye," smell "map," say "ness."
(I am a penis!) HA HA!
A guy ate your hairline because it reminded him of a McDonald's fry!
God loved you so much that He gave you one face and started clearing off a place for another.
Bro, I'm so gay I can't even spell straight.
I don't know, I don't have one.
Why is a deck of cards similar to a miniature pony?
They are both jokers.
Funny.
There are three types of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What is a mouse's favorite movie?
"Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!"