Joke jokes
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!