Joke jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

How does an American know that his time has come?

He starts hearing Vietnamese.

What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.

Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.

I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!

Lynx, where the fuck are you? This is Dagger Jr. (Proof in comments).

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.

They say the surest way to a man’s heart is through the stomach. But, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.

Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.

Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?

A: A family portrait.

Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.

What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.

Knock, knock.

Orphan: Who's there?

Not your parents!