Joke jokes

What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.

A pa_pıe_rus.

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Nobody finds that one funny.

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.

What do you call a Chinese baby?

Sum Ting Wong.

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"

What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?

Hanging out.

What is the best thing about being an orphan?

All bags of chips are family-sized!

I usually tell jokes about Kobe, but they usually crash and burn.

What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

The world's first microwaves.

Hello, I am Sflugo. I am opening the Pro Orphan Joke Club because a lot of people are saying to get rid of them, but we say NO! If you want to join, comment and say, "#SaveOrphanJokes."

What do 3-year-old boys say after going to confession?

"My bum hurts!"

What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?

Depends on who's sucking.

Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.

Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.

So I pushed her over.

You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.

What do you call a blank piece of paper?

Women's rights.

What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!

What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.

I love telling jokes about orphans.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?