Joke jokes
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What colors were Kurt Cobain's eyes? Blue! One blew right and the other blew up!
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.