Joke jokes
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
I don’t like the term "rape," I prefer: "struggle snuggle."
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?