Joke jokes
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
The Stigg is a joke.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
People might not laugh at my jokes, or have a reaction at all, but I'd explode with euphoria.
Periodically, people might laugh every now and then.
How does an American know that his time has come?
He starts hearing Vietnamese.
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What do emo kids like to do in their spare time?
Hanging out.
I love telling jokes about orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?