Joke jokes
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
How do you lift a depressed person up?
No need, they'll find a way to get on the tree somehow.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
My aunt worked as a human cannonball.
I'm not sure if she was good at it until she got fired.
What did one cow say to the other? You are mootiful!
I tell orphan jokes like there ain’t no parents around.
What did the baker say when he forgot the cookie sheets?
Ooh, snickerdoodles!
How do you fit 27 New Zealand tourists in a 15-seater bus?
Simple. All in the ashtray.
Q: What’s a good thing about child molesters?
A: They drive slow through school zones.
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What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
Do you need an ark?
Because I Noah guy!
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?