What a skeleton baked for the other skeleton.
A pa_pıe_rus.
Joke Jokes
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
Nobody finds that one funny.
My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"
Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
— Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
— No.
— That's the spirit!
What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".
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Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?
A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”
What’s a cannibal's favorite food? Ramen (Ra-Men).
I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?
Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.
Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers. They used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
What do you call a guy that's high in a wheelchair?
A baked potato.
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
What’s the difference between dead babies and a cat?
The cat is still alive.
What’s the difference between cat food and tonight’s dinner?
Nothing, it’s all just mystery meat.
Dark jokes are like kids with cancer, They never get old.
Your butt is bigger than Uranus!
