Joke

Joke jokes

Pizza

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

Cheese

I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke, but the joke was too cheesy.

Conductor

A conductor was conducting a song. At the end, he threw his conductor's stick and killed someone. He was put to the electric chair, but nothing happened. They asked why he didn't die, and he replied, "I'm a bad conductor."

Windmill

The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"

The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"

Base

"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"

"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."

"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."

Cow

Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

Nobody finds that one funny.

Hair Style

My friend got a sorry excuse for a new hair style, she says "How do you like my new hair style?"

Me: I think it's a great idea, when are you getting one?

Pirate

What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might think it’s the "R," but it’s actually the "C".

Jesus Christ

Q: What do the St. Louis Rams and Billy Graham have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell, “Jesus Christ.”

Math

I wanna tell you a scary math joke, but I'm too squared to tell you.

Homeless Guy

How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”

Difference

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.