Joke jokes
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
What do you call a selfie of an orphan?
A family photo.
Papyrus: HUMAN, WHY ARE YOU SAD?
Me: I'm just BONELY.
Sans: Good one kiddo.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
The Stigg is a joke.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.