Joke jokes
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
The Stigg is a joke.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I walk 5 miles each day.
But today I ran OVER 5 miles... oops!
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
What’s one good thing about a pedophile?
They drive slow in school zones.
What's the best time to hang out with an Indian? When your nose is clogged.
At first, I didn't like Big Ben, but then I went there and the experience was un-BELL-ievable!
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.