Joke jokes
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
The Stigg is a joke.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What did the mother say to Michael J. on the beach?
"Excuse me sir, but you're in my son!"
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
I screamed "Jenga" today when watching the 9/11 documentary.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
What do you call a Chinese baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Guy: Michael Jackson wasn’t in ancient times!
Me: hee hee egypt.