Joke jokes
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! š
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.
I donāt make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
Me: *makes Chuck Norris meme*
Internet: *all the other memes are dead now*
Me: Well, shit.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What did the cow say to the sheep?
āMoo!ā
What did the sheep say to the cow?
āThat was a bad joke!ā
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
How do you know when itās bedtime at Michael Jacksonās house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.
What's the difference between a gay and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What does an apple and a gay person have in common?
Both fruits hang in trees out in the Middle East.