Joke jokes
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
"Bippidy boppidy boo! Bill Cosby is coming for you!"
I was gonna tell a rumor about butter, but I don’t want to spread it.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
Oofer.
A cheetah and a lion are racing.
The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "You a cheetah!"
The cheetah replies, "Nah, you a lion!"
What did the drunk woman say to the man after leaving the bar?
"Alcohol, you later!"
What do you call a bunch of white people in an elevator?
A box of crackers.
Did you hear about the racist sprinkler?
It kept going: "Spick spick spick Chink chink chink!"
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
What is black and white and red all over?
JFK
What do you call a downy under water?
Dead fish
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Dress her up as an altar boy.
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
What do you call a planet that poops? Uranus.
What do you call a girl with no arms and no legs?
Names.
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
What’s the difference between a mother and a fetus at an abortion office?
Only one of them is scared.