Joke jokes
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Bill Gates teaches a kindergarten class to count to ten. “Dos, 1, 2, 3, 3.1, 95, 98, ME, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1, 10.”
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
If a cat hits you with her tail, is it considered being pussy whipped?
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other is just a watermelon.
What do you call a nine year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you call a male cow who’s taking a nap?
A bull dozer.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?
A: Fall.
If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.
Whenever you wanna roast an orphan, say "yo mamma".
What do you call sad coffee... deppresso!
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.