Joke jokes
Me: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Person: Why?
Me: Because he wanted to.
Riddles not jokes.
What has 4 legs but cannot walk?
What has bark but no bite?
There's a one-story house in which everything is orange. Orange walls, orange doors, orange furniture. What color are the stairs?
What has holes but can carry water?
What is in front of you, but cannot be seen?
What is something you have inside you that is pink, but cannot be seen?
What can you catch but not throw?
And last one:
What can rule, but not command?
Tell me the answers in the comments.
Like 90% of this was from this link: https://parade.com/947956/parade/riddles/
One more thing: Don't google it or search it up, use your brain to answer these.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She choked.
If your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top of ya.
A white guy was telling his friend about this girl he hooked up with. His friend asks, "Did you get her number?"
He replies, "No, but it's okay, I'll see her at the next family reunion!"
If you shoot at a school of fish, could you call it a school shooting?
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
The reason Stephen sounds like a computer is because he ate his USB.
Why did the baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because North Korea's long-range missiles can't reach that far.
What happened to the man who made too many bad jokes? He served out a cruel and unusual PUNishment.
Did you hear about the person who got hit in the head with a soda can?
Good thing it was a "soft" drink!
Here is a good joke: asking for consent before sex.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? A combo meal.
What’s the best thing about 26 year olds?
There are 20 of them.
I pushed an orphan in a wheelchair into a fire and yelled, "Hot wheels!"
What's the difference between a dead baby and an orange?
I don't keep a trash bag full of oranges in my basement.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the fool's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
Remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.