Joke jokes
What do you call a two-dimensional owl? A Paper Towl!
I don’t make 9/11 jokes; they have a tendency to crash and burn.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
Why did the hedgehog cross the road?
To get to the other side (suicide).
Why did the second hedgehog cross the road?
To see his flatmate.
Why did Helen Keller have a yellow leg?
Her dog was blind, too.
What is black and white and red all over? An exploding zebra!
Man: Can you be my girlfriend?
Woman: I'm lesbian, sorry.
Man: Oh, here's your rope.
Cesar: What was that good salad called?
Servant: Ceaser, Cesar.
Cesar: Okay, what's going to be the weather like?
Servant: Hail, Cesar.
Cesar: Yes, I know "Hail Cesar," but I need to know what the weather's like!
Servant: Well, it's hail, Cesar.
Cesar: AHHHHH! Send him to the DUNGEONS! NOW!
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Oh baby, there's about to be 7 planets because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
What did the gay guy say to his boyfriend before leaving to go on vacation?
"Do you need help packing your shit?"
What did the cow say to the sheep?
“Moo!”
What did the sheep say to the cow?
“That was a bad joke!”
Why is baby shampoo the best anal lube?
No more tears.
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What is the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face for my birthday.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
I entered 10 puns in a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What number is better; 46 or 47?
I don't know, ask the kid with Down syndrome.