Joke jokes
What do you call a rare fart in Egypt? A toot uncommon!
What’s a squirrel’s favorite OTT? Nut-Flix.
Knock, knock.
Orphan: Who's there?
Not your parents!
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
Who needs April Fool's when your life is a joke?
Why were 9/11 victims so mad?
They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!
Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
The Stigg is a joke.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.