Where does Hitler look first when he loses something? The attic.
Joke Jokes
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would probably crash and burn.
I’d tell you a Chinese joke, but it’s wong.
The Stigg is a joke.
Yo mama so slow, she took nine months to make the joke. Thank god mine only took 6.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
We need to stop making jokes about orphans. They will tell their parents. Oh wait...
What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?
A: A family portrait.
Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help her check her balance.
So I pushed her over.
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.
What's better: nailing Jesus or getting nailed?
Depends on who's sucking.
You can sink the Titanic like you can drive a bike. Not a joke.
Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
Orphan: What are you doing tonight?
Me: Your mum... oh wait, you don't have one.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school?
Because he’s dead.
What do classical musicians do when they die?
They decompose.
What do you call Hiroshima and Nagasaki?
The world's first microwaves.
I was going to tell a joke about babies, but I decided to abort.
