Joke jokes
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)
You're so skinny, you use chapstick as deodorant.
What is black and long?
A line at KFC.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What did the woman say to Michael Jackson at the beach?
"Excuse me, sir, you're in my son."
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.
What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!