Joke jokes
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Question: What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Answer: Dam.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
What did the cucumber say to the bell pepper that wasn't wearing enough clothes?
You need more dressing.