Joke jokes
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What’s the difference between a Black dad and a Pizza?
One can feed a family.
It was pornography class, and there was a break.
Two adults were "having a good time" till the teacher says...
Teacher: Hey! SAY ALL THE NUMBERS TO 10,000 NOW!
Adult 1: How about I say my ABC's?
Teacher: Go ahead, I guess...
Adult 1: A B C E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
Teacher: Where's the D?
Adult 2: Inside me...
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
What did the house painter ask when he went to the abortion clinic?
"Where do you keep the cans of paint?"