Joke jokes
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
The lines on the pride flag are straighter than me.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
What's the advantage of being a grade A paedophile? You know it's not period blood.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.
Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?
Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.
Q: Why was 10 afraid?
A: Because he was always between 9/11.
What do you call a disabled orphan?
A left over vegetables.
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Because the “P” is silent.
Why is Jeffrey Epstein so bad at races?
Because he comes in a little behind.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."