Joke jokes
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Denki: Hey Mineta, I have a joke.
Mineta: ...go on...
Denki: Ochako's booty.
Mineta: I don't get it?
Denki: Exactly.
Mineta: *cries T_T*
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
What did the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?
"Beat it. We're closed."
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.
Want to hear a joke about construction? I'm still working on it.
Me: *posts random joke about a duck*
That one guy in the comment section for no reason: "Shut the f*uck up you dumb b*tch you are a piece of sh*t you..."
That other guy in the comment section: "That’s actually offensive to ducks."
Bro it’s a joke...
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
9/11.
9/11 who?
[pause] You said you’d never forget.
What do you call a group of emo people?
"The Suicide Squad."
Why did the blonde stare at the Ford?
Because it said, "Focus."
Are you sure your father isn't a thief?
Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through that tiny thing?"