Joke jokes
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
This is the true worst joke ever:
What did the person say to the other guy when he met him?
Hi!
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
That was a horrible pun. You should be sent to the PUN-itentiary!
Y'all wanna hear a joke? My life.
Why couldn't the man get out of the maize maze?
He got corn-ered!
I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
A man was walking down the street with a swivel chair under one arm, a computer under the other, and a desk strapped to his back.
A policeman ran over to him and handcuffed him, saying, "I'm arresting you for impersonating an office, sir!"
I told a chemist a joke.
No reaction.
Why did the orphan cross the road? They thought they saw their mother.
What did the robber say to the clock?
Hands up!
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
What do you call a dumb and mean crocodile?
A crookodile.
Who is chicken's favorite actor?
James Cor-hen!
Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered six offender.
Wow, why so many of the same joke?
Q: Why should you never invite an aardvark to your family reunion?
A: Because it will eat your "aunts."