Joke jokes
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Tell me a joke.
My life.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What’s the difference between Micheal Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is plastic and dangerous for children to play with, the other is used for carrying groceries.