Joke jokes
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
I can't stand disability jokes.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
TommyInnit is a joke.