Joke jokes
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
Tell me a joke.
My life.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I don’t usually tell 9/11 jokes, they usually crash and burn.