Joke jokes
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.