What’s the difference between a prostitute and a homeless shelter?
You can shit a load inside of a prostitute, but if you try it in a shelter, you get arrested.
Joke Jokes
What is black, smells bad, and long? Line to social services.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
Fat kid jumps in the pool.
The popular girl: "I thought there was going to be a tsunami."
The fat kid: "I thought trash was not supposed to be in the ocean."
Your hairline is so big, Niagara Falls said, "Oh, looks like we've got some competition!"
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"9/11."
"9/11 who?"
"You said you'd never forget!"
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
Quit making plane jokes. They're just plane wrong.
What animal can jump the highest?
Emo kids because once they go up they never come back.
Opposite day be like in doors.
Figure: Finally, I can see.
Eyes: Nnnnnoooo! I'm blind. Figure, I'm sorry I made fun of you all those other times. Please don't make fun of me.
Figure: Ok eye promise eye won't.
Eyes: 😭
If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.
I have many jokes about unemployed people--sadly, none of them work.
What's black and long? A line at KFC.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
