Joke jokes
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What is the best way to get gum out of your hair?
Cancer.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Muslim child to his mother: "Mom, why is my backpack so heavy?"
Mom: "Allahu Akbar, my son, Allahu Akbar!"
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
TommyInnit is a joke.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."