Joke jokes
What's green and sings?
Elvis Parsley!
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
What is the difference between a gay person and a refrigerator?
The refrigerator doesn’t start moaning and groaning when you try to put the meat in.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.