Joke jokes
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
TommyInnit is a joke.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.