Joke jokes
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
TommyInnit is a joke.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
Tell me a joke.
My life.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"