Joke jokes
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
I can't stand disability jokes.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
TommyInnit is a joke.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.