Joke

Joke jokes

Marijuana

    • I had a friend named Mari. Sadly, she did drugs.

    So one day I go up to her and say, “Mari-juana do this???” She later asked me to leave forever... I don’t gnome why, but... it CRACKed me up a bit!!!

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    • Eye

    • Why did Sally get a black eye?

    Because she tried to play patty cake.

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    • Zit

    • I apologise for this joke lmfaooo, and you have probably heard this banger before, anyways;

    What is the difference between a priest and a zit? 👀 The zit waits till you are 13 to come on your face 🤧

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    • Orphanage

    • All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.

    What's that? said the orphans.

    Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.

    What's the IJK?

    I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    • Misunderstanding

    • Little Johnny is watching his dad shave one morning, and his dad was making a lot of mistakes. Suddenly, his dad screams, "Bitches and asses!" Johnny asks what it meant, and his dad replied, "Aunts and uncles." Oh. Next thing he hears is, "Dicks and pussies!" Johnny asks, "What's that mean?" To which his dad replied, "Uh, coats and hats." Oh. Next thing he knows, he sees his dad jumping around the bathroom yelling, "Fucking, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" "What does that mean, dad?" And his dad yells, "Cut, Johnny, it means cut!!!" Oh. Next week is Thanksgiving, and the doorbell rings, and Johnny answers it and says, "Hey, bitches and asses, hang your dicks and pussies here, dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey."

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    • Year

    • What will you call Burj Khalifa after 100 years?

    "Bujurg" Khalifa. (Just a joke)

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    • Bout

    • Person 1: Did you hear the joke bout 9/11?

    Person 2: No, but it'll probably crash and burn.

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    • Wife

    • What do you do when you hear your wife squirming around in the back yard?

    Reload... chhchhhh.

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