Joke jokes
My friend Liam has a hairline [if you can even call it a hairline] so bad it keeps going back for miles.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between Jedi and a rapist?
Nothing, they both use the Force to get what they want.
How do you stop a skunk from smelling?
Hold its nose.
Worst joke ever.
I can't stand disability jokes.
What's another name for an Incel? A feminist.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?
A baby in two dumpsters.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!