Joke

Joke jokes

Orphan

What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?

"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."

Feminist

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.

Kid

I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"

Orphan

If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Baby

Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?

1 baby in 10 buckets.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple gets picked.

People

The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.

Orphan

Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?

Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"

Sister

My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.

Orphan

When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"

Twin Towers

What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?

The Twin Towers hit the ground.