Joke jokes
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
TommyInnit is a joke.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
Tell me a joke.
My life.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.