If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Joke Jokes
Okay not a depression joke but... what’s worse than 10 babies in 1 bucket?
1 baby in 10 buckets.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why did the orphan cry when the teacher yelled at him?
Because the teacher said, "Don't make me call your parents!"
My sister thinks she's so smart. She said only an onion can make you cry, so I brought the belt out, and she started crying.
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What do you call an animal that knows karate? Moose Lee 😊😁
What do you say to make a redhead mad?
Anything.
Why did the condom cross the road?
Because he was pissed off.
Morbid jokes are just like girlfriends. Not everyone gets it.
Tell me a joke.
My life.
When it's April Fool's Day, go to an orphan and say, "Their parents should come back!"
What's large, grey, and doesn't matter?
An irrelephant.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an emo bitch?
The Twin Towers hit the ground.
Why is American bad at Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
Why did the grandmother put wheels on her rocking chair?
... she likes to rock and roll lol.
