Joke jokes
Why did Sally cross the road?
She didn’t wear her seatbelt.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
I figured I would steel it and put it on this site. I mean, it was either that, or lose it forever.
What did the emo say before he crossed the road?
"Fuck my life."
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Cakatoo."
"Cakatoo who?"
"So, you're a Rooster now?"
You want to hear a 9/11 joke?
I bet they did too!
How many homeless guys does it take to change a lightbulb?
“You’re telling me there’s change in a lightbulb?”
What did the angry cow say to its enemy?
"We have beef!"
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I was going to tell you a joke about a big cat, but I would be lion.
MOM: Honey, I'm pregnant.
DAD: Hi, Pregnant, I'm Dad.
MOM: No, you're not.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
What do you call a winter time contact?
A Santa Claus.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.