What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
Joke Jokes
Two simple steps to get 15,000 people to follow you:
Step 1: Buy a bottle of water (doesn't matter the size).
Step 2: Run through Africa with that bottle of water.
Perfect! Now you got yourself half the population there following you!
What did the Nazi say when a doll hit his daughter?
A-doll Hitler!
You looking for jokes? I have one: your life.
I didn't get the joke at first, then it hit me like a plane.
I don't like making 9/11 jokes because every joke about 9/11 I make has a tendency to crash and burn.
POV: You call the group of emos the "Suicide Squad."
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox?
Just tell them that it floats.
Mom: Can I tell you a joke?
Kid: Sure.
Mom: Knock knock.
Kid: Who's there?
Mom: Not yo.
Kid: Not yo who?
Mom: Not yo father.
Kid: Not yo husband either.
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
How does a priest purify water?
Boil the hell out of it!
I can't stand disability jokes.
I have no life, and I have no funny jokes.
What's the similarity between pedophiles and school shooters?
They both shoot when they see kids.
Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
Jokers are all about the delivery.
Except abortion jokes...
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
One, she just holds the bulb to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around her.
I went up to the depressed kid and said, "I like ya cuts G!"
TommyInnit is a joke.
