Joke

Joke jokes

Cat

    • READ THIS OUT LOUD:

    This is this cat.

    This is cat.

    This is how cat.

    This is to cat.

    This is keep cat.

    This is an cat.

    This is idiot cat.

    This is a busy cat.

    This is for cat.

    This is forty cat.

    this is seconds cat.

    NOW- go back and read the third word from each line from the start.

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    • Hairline

    • Your hairline is so long that when you finally found the length of it, you told someone and they said, "Don't give me your phone number."

  • 2

    • Size

    • If someone is bullying you for being fat, remember, you're the bigger person, a MUCH bigger person.

    Mom

    • You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.