Joke

Joke jokes

Dad

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

Cat

What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?

"Meoooow!"

Cannibal

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Level

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

Orphan

Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?

A: One knows where home is.

Lightbulb

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Lie

One time I was watching TV.

Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!

Me: Omg, really?

Mom: Sike, I lied.

Attack

Why did my dad cross the road?

To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣

Emo kid

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Humour

What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?

It's funnier when kids get it.

Orphan

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

Bomb

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Orphan

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!