Joke jokes
Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
What did the cat say when he took his new car for a test drive?
"Meoooow!"
Two cannibals are eating a clown.
One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.
Man #2: My son died at level 4.
Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.
The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.
Tell me a joke about sodium.
Na.
Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
A: One knows where home is.
What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
What did the adopted poker player say?
"Will you raise me?"
One time I was watching TV.
Mom: Omg, your dad is coming!
Me: Omg, really?
Mom: Sike, I lied.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A Kinder Egg surprise!
Why did my dad cross the road?
To get to the nearest building so he wouldn't die in the crippling smoke of the most terrifying and only terrorist attack on American soil.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk! 😂🤣
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.