Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.
Joseph: No, they don't.
Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.
Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.
Joke Jokes
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?
Because everyone says go big or go home!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
What is another name for a stupid fish?
"Dum bass."
What does a gay horse eat?
Haaaaaaay!
Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.
I am dark humor.
What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?
You looking a little square.
I wasn’t planning on going for a run today, but those cops came out of nowhere.
I got the joke from my brother.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
How many times can you subtract 10 from 100?
Once. The next time you would be subtracting 10 from 90.
What did momma seal name her twin girls?
Luceal and Sealia.
Someone at my school the other day said that whoever killed Hitler was a hero. Who's going to tell him?
