Joke jokes
What does a chicken give you?
Student: Meat.
What does a pig give you?
Student: Bacon.
What does a fat cow give you?
Student: Homework.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?
Once my sister was a sister, now she's a blister.
How did the guys with Down syndrome split the dinner bill? They all made a down payment.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
Bro, your hairline is still missing. Even Dora the Explorer can't discover it!
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.
I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.
What is 6 inches and long?
A Slim Jim.
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
How do you surprise a blind man? Put a plunger in the toilet.
What's black and long?
- The line at KFC.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Your forehead is so big someone thought it was a billboard.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.