Joke jokes
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
What do you call a woman with one leg?
Eileen.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.