Joke jokes
What’s the best way to get gum out of hair?
Cancer.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
When is the only time Kamala Harris is using her head? When she is giving head.
Why did my foot cross the road?
Because your ass was on the other side.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
I was watching a "don't laugh" video, and an erection joke almost made me laugh.
It really gave me a hard time indeed.
What do you call a gay guy on the BBQ?
LGBBQ.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Why did the alarm go off when the emo and his friends left the store when they checked everything out?
The emo forgot to roll his sleeves up.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes, and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard. I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Pornhub is down, your mum's Facebook will do.
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
Why did Michael Jackson go to Sea World?
To free Willie.