Joke jokes

What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?

Hitting it off with a cricket bat.

I: "Get a boomerang."

Type: "Why?"

Me: "Because for frisbee, you need friends."

I wish they taught 9/11 at school.

It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨

Friend: Hi, orphan.

Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.

Friend: ummm

Orphan: Exactly, U can't.

Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!

What's it called if an orphan takes a selfie?

A family photo.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.

Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why are handicap signs blue? Because they're all Crips. (sorry)

I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.

why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?

He kept making strikes.

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

Why don't orphans drink milk?

'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.

Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.

What do you call a woman with one leg?

Eileen.

How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?

Open a pizza shop 🍕