Joke jokes

What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?

A Kinder Egg surprise!

What is the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Two cannibals are eating a clown.

One says to the other one, "Does this taste funny to you?"

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

The person that created the knock knock joke won the Nobel reward.

What does a chicken give you?

Student: Meat.

What does a pig give you?

Student: Bacon.

What does a fat cow give you?

Student: Homework.

Jamal: Dads CAN grow on trees, Joseph.

Joseph: No, they don't.

Jamal: Yes, they do. I've seen it.

Joseph: ... that's not what you thought it was.

What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

"Did I leave the stove on?"

Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?

Nah, it's too cheesy.

Why are orphans so famous for their jokes?

Because everyone says go big or go home!

What’s an orphan’s least favorite beverage? Milk.

Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"

Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.

We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.

A computer is a HARDware device. How come someone still feels it is MicroSOFT?

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

What is another name for a stupid fish?

"Dum bass."

What does a gay horse eat?

Haaaaaaay!

Why can't you fool an aborted baby? Because it was not born yesterday.

I am dark humor.

What do you say to a kid in a trash compactor?

You looking a little square.