Joke jokes
I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Me: Your parents.
Halloween joke:
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a teacher?
A blood test.
I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.
Friend: Hi, orphan.
Orphan: Tell me a yo momma joke.
Friend: ummm
Orphan: Exactly, U can't.
Friend: Yo momma so disappointed she left!
What is an orphan's favorite joke?
"Yo mama" jokes.
If Hitler was a comedian, he would use laughing gas.
What is an emo kid's favorite game?
Hangman.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
TJ's hairline is so far back, if you travel back in time, you still won't find it.
I'm just like my LEDs, I'm meant to be hung.
What do you call someone who makes a joke about society?
The Joker.
What is worse than a baby spinning at a hundred miles per hour on a washing line?
Hitting it off with a cricket bat.
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
My dad didn't beat the cancer.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell it to clap until his/her parents are back.
My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.
Then I unplugged his life support. :)
Little Johnny was late to class. The teacher asked him where he was. Little Johnny said, "I was on top of Marry Hill." Then a kid comes late to class and also said he was on Marry Hill. Then a little girl that's about 4 or 5 comes in. The teacher asks, "Who are you?" She said, "I'M MARRY HILL!"