Joke jokes
Why do pizzas not tell jokes?
They're too cheesy.
Orphan jokes are like families, not everyone gets 'em.
(Also, I banged ya mum ;))
Little Jonny just came back from quarantine with his girlfriend, Sally.
They both said they had to go to the bathroom. When they came back, Sally was coughing up a storm. The teacher said, "You need to be quarantined again."
"No," Sally said, "I was just in the bathroom choking on something that grown-ups, especially women, like." Then the teacher faints.
Why did Hitler get hit by a car? Because he did Nazi that coming!
What's black and white and red all over?
A police brutality case.
Have you seen the Xbox game Sea of Thieves?
Sea if these nuts fit on yo mouth.
Well, being an American is just a joke itself.
What does a broken down vegetable say?
I need new wheels.
Joke: Why did the gym close down?
– It just didn’t work out.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a dog?
Well, neither did she!
There's 3 things I hate.
1. Jokes
2. Lists
3. Irony.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!