Joke jokes
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?
I like alottopuss.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Walk up to an emo and say, "I like your cuts G."
Q: What's really long and black?
A: The line at KFC.
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like it can tell its parents.
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
POV: I made a blind joke.
"That isn't funny. What if Helen Keller saw that?"
If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?
A tEsTiClE!
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.