Joke jokes
What did the 0 say to the 8?
"Nice belt."
So, I was fucking this bitch, right, and I thought I had AIDS.
So I go and get tested. Turns out I did get AIDS. Now what I'm wondering is where the hell does an eight-year-old get AIDS?! I guess my sister needs new friends...
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday, so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We Are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms.
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin.
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
What do a girl and a bar have in common?
A- Liquor in the front, poker in the back!
What do tampons and your sister have in common?
Hardest part about being a paedophile?
Fitting in.
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Heaven.
Heaven who?
Heaven fun over there?
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
A man walks into a bar "Why am I so bad at Limbo?"
Jokes about communism aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What’s the difference between how you watch porn and I watch porn?
The windows we watch through.
What are the three worst years of a black child's life?
First grade!
There are a lot of upsides to being an orphan.
For one, you never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Jokes are like Indians.
They never die, they just get reincarnated.
What's the difference between a gay man and a freezer?
A freezer doesn't scream when you put meat inside it.
Why did the emo swallow an alarm clock?
So he could wake up inside.
What did the blind kid say after touching the emo kid’s hand?
“I ain’t reading all that.”