Joke

Joke jokes

Bat

Why did the bat fall out of the tree?

It couldn’t hang in there.

Difference

What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?

Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.

Library

I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"

Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.

So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.

Secret

Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!

Baby

Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

Orphan

Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?

So they can reunite with their dead family.

Orphan

Why is it okay to hit an orphan?

It's not like it can tell its parents.

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

Testicle

If a bike is also called a bicycle, then what is a test also called?

A tEsTiClE!

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.