Joke jokes
Why did the teacher get arrested?
He gave the orphan homework!
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
What is a pedophile's favorite piano note?
A Minor.
What is the difference between 9/11 and rickrolling?
The Twin Towers gave up and let down.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.
I would tell you a science joke, but I know I won't get a reaction.
"So you dropped my instruments on stage?"
"It was only the Bass!"
Q: What did the chemist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?
A: HeHe.
You want a joke? My entire existence.
Your face is a joke.
What did the man say when he swallowed a clock and tried to go to the bathroom?
WATCH OUT!!!
What time are most dentist appointments? Tooth hurty.
Why did the bat fall out of the tree?
It couldn’t hang in there.
What’s the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing; a rape joke fucks you until it’s not funny anymore.
I went to a library and I started to make fun of a disabled guy. He started crying, and I said, "Stand up for yourself!"
I have a joke about paper. It's tearable.
I love telling dad jokes. He always laughs.
Chuck Norris heard that nothing in the world could kill him.
So he tracked down nothing in the world and killed it.
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. It's not dead, just afraid to move.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!