Joke jokes
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What's the difference between a cat and a banana? It's hard to peel a cat.
What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?
Paul Walker’s Porsche.
What’s a peedophile’s favorite shoes? White vans.
Keep the planet clean. It's not Uranus.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"
Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
"You have to be more patient!" "Will it take a long time?"
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.
What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!
Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.
Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What’s the difference between a feminist and a school shooter?
A school shooter actually makes an impact on its targets.
A young boy is stood on the top of a cliff crying. A priest approaches and says, "Why are you crying my son?" "My parents just crashed the car off the cliff and died." "It's just not your day today is it?" Said the priest, unbuttoning his flies.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.