Joke jokes
What did the octopus say to the other? "Let’s hold hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands by hands."
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast?
A Sandy Hooker
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.
It’s all about execution.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What's the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple will wait until you're 12 years old to come on your face.
Used to laugh at Michael Jackson for wearing gloves and a mask...
Yet here I am, stuck at home in this COVID-19 "Thriller," beating it...
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
Why did the woman throw her bills out the window? She wanted to send them via airmail.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
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What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.