I'm on a seafood diet, I see food and I eat it.
Joke Jokes
What is it called when a depressed person gets a stroke?
A stroke of luck :)
What is the difference between a baby and a canoe?
I would never put a canoe in my garage.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
When David lost his ID, I called him Dave. Where did Dave go during the bombing? Everywhere. Guess who came crawling back?
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
If you're bored, joke about an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Spell 'Imap' and say 'ness' at the end.
POV you are drunk and telling jokes and no one is listening ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
What’s the difference between an orphan and a tomato?
The tomato gets picked.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
What did the person say to the orphan?
"Where are your parents?"
What is the difference between an emo kid and a cutting board?
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
