Joke jokes
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"
My wife told me she’ll slam my head into the keyboard if I don’t get off the computer.
I’m not too worried—I think she’s jokingdkdkslalkdlkfjslfjslksdlkfjuahehwhgwdklaljdf.
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
I make suicidal jokes because I am a suicidal joke. And now for my closing act at the end of the rope.
What do you call an Asian telephone?
Ling Ling.
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.
But wait, what family? He never had one.
Yo momma is so ugly, she made my Happy Meal cry.
Some guy called me a tool. So I got hammered and nailed his girlfriend. Guess he was right.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes.
I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
A police officer pulls over two Catholic priests. He says he's looking for two child molesters.
The Catholic priests look at each other: "We'll do it!"
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.