Joke jokes
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
I'm the joke 😈😈😈 HAHHAHAAHHAHA Delilah my kitten meow meow to the woof woof.
I wish I could tell you about my penis, but it's too short.
I'm not completely useless; I can be used as a bad example.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
No one.
No one who?
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Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Dear Kenya, love of life,
Thanks for commenting on my jokes, and thanks for being a nice person to me! Love, Jaden. You can tell by the emojis 🥰😍❤️💞!
Love you a million times more!
Today is the day, time for more jokes!
Stranger: Knock knock.
Person: Who's there?
Stranger: Sugma.
Person: Sugma who?
Stranger: Sugma balls, kid!
Next time you get a call from anybody, say, "Hi, welcome to Dave's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?"
Or,
"Hi, welcome to Pizza and Abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce!"
A bully chokes me. I simply say, "Joke's on you, I like being choked!"
Why do depressed people want to kill themselves?
To be loved on the news show for 10 minutes.
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant all her friends touch her stomach and say “congrats,” but none of them touch the man’s penis and say “well done?”
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I told one of my friends, "You're the reason why gene pools have lifeguards."
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