Joke jokes
Your joke: you.
Please, can someone comment on this post to explain what satisfaction you get from joking about such serious issues?
OMG, you wanna hear a joke?
Nah, I don't care.
Why are dead baby jokes always funny?
They never get old.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
How do people get skinny?
Their parents don't feed them. (JOKE)
My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are cheesier than me!
Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke).
Who disliked the rooster joke, come out now!
Um, please do not swear, there is no need. Could you maybe just find clean jokes?
Joke time!
Now, Heaven or Hell?
Heaven: we got clouds.
Hell: we got a frickin' private yacht!
Knock, knock. "Who's there?" "A bad joke."
Alec is bad at League?
Jokes, Jarid is, haha!
Wanna hear a joke?
My life.
My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?
I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".
So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".
So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"
I know, it's an awful joke.
Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA
My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(
There is a Mexican sitting on a train.
The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."
The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.
Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.
Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!
1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.
2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!
3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.
4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".
She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!
Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee