Joke jokes

My favorite joke was: what's the difference between a teacher and a train?

Alec is bad at League?

Jokes, Jarid is, haha!

I've never been to Bradford before until today. While driving through the city center with my dad I asked, "Would you set up a business here?", to which he responded "No".

So I asked "Why not, you'd make us rich!", He gave me a confused face and asked, "How so?".

So I said, "Because sales would be fucking booming!"

I know, it's an awful joke.

Two Indians went to a fine restaurant. They ordered parathas with curry. HAHAHAHAHA

My people are starving. Stop Africa jokes. Not funny >:(

There is a Mexican sitting on a train.

The guy sitting next to him says, "I have a big dick."

The Mexican decides to get a lawnmower and some clippers. When he got off the train, the police found a dead body with no dick and pube hairs.

Hey guys, the prank for today is when I lied about feeling sick so I wouldn't have to go to school.

Introduction: This prank was committed a week ago! Around 5:00 a.m. in the morning!

1. I got out some eggs, milk, salt, and a little bit of mashed olives... well those are the main ingredients.

2. I mixed it all up for about 2 mins just to make it look really like barf...no going to school today!

3. I put it under the sofa just to give it some solid scent to it.

4. I fixed my breakfast eggs and bacon. Then when my mom comes down I...PULL OUT MY FAKE BARF!!!!! News flash make a fake excuse for her to leave! My excuse is "I need something its in my room I don't want to get cause it would waste time".

She fell for it. Then I pull out my FAKE barf which looks like real barf. Then you say or I said "Mom I don't feel so good"! News flash: Don't over sell it think about all that boring school work! and guess what she fell for it so I spend all day doing nothing...absolutely nothing!

Well that's the prank. Anymore pranks you want ask me in the comment section! Byeeeeeeeeeee

What do you call a three-humped camel?

Pregnant.

What did the pot say to the kettle?

"To lick the spoon."

I have a penis.

How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.

500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Yo mama!

9/11 Joke?

Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!

Wanna hear a joke? Your face.

GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!

This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.

If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.

Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?

She kept making dad jokes.

Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier

Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?

Please take this down, it's not funny at all!

It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!