Joke jokes
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
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9/11 Joke?
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Everyone give this joke a thumb's down and see if it can become the worst rated joke on the site.
Why can’t orphans tell jokes?
Because their parents can’t *bear* the *jeans* because they don’t have any.
Stop the orphan jokes!
This is nothing to do with 9/11, but this is my best joke.
What do you call a Paki in a microwave?
Pting pting pting.
Perfect dinner joke.
Did you hear about the new movie, "Constipated?"
It hasn’t come out yet.
Jokes suck.
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.