Joke jokes
When my friend says I suck at something, I'm like, "U swallow."
What do you call a three-humped camel?
Pregnant.
What did the pot say to the kettle?
"To lick the spoon."
I have a penis.
How's that for a fucking joke? It's not a joke. It's terrible.
500 thumbs down and I'll lop off my dick with a razor.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
My life.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Yo mama!
9/11 Joke?
If you thought other puns were bad, wait till you sea mine.
Why did the orange stop in the middle of the road?
Please take this down, it's not funny at all!
It's a joke, not a dick, so don't take it so hard!
Wanna hear a joke? Your dad leaving you, you sad clown!
Wanna hear a joke? Your face.
GET DUNKED ONNNNNN!
This joke is about koala bears. It is high koala-ty.
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
Really funny jokes at https://www.ranker.com/list/duck-jokes/jack-napier
This is mean af. Y'all need to stop this. Like, what the f *ck? What would happen if you all grew up and you were like this? Like, damn.
Depression jokes are wrong, stop making them; they're cruel and nasty. So stop; people are feeling like they're hated when they read your orphan jokes or depression jokes, so PLEASE stop.
Do you like me? Joke... Well come on!
BOOMSHACKALATA!
I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.
Jokes suck.
I have a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. It's a shame they never work!