Joke jokes
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"
Jokes...
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.
How to write a joke?
Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?
Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.
I will tell you a joke--your life.
You you you like like like like my joke nooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
Tell me a joke.
OK, your face.
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I'm sorry, none of my jokes are very punny.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Fart jokes are so popular because they are real stinkers.
Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!