Joke

Joke jokes

People

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

Difference

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

Priest

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

Dad

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"

Post

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."

WTF 850 COMMENTS???

Flag

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Laugh

A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.

Format

Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?

Because the format of them is ugly.

Goat

What did the goat say?

"Let's play the grass!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes

Difference

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

Tongue

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

God

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

Shepherd

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

Orphan

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!