Joke jokes
I'm gonna finally put a stop to the fucking drama. I saw people bullying other people for years; Gwen was not the only one. No longer will I put up with this. No longer will newcomers. For God's sake, just do jokes! Please! If you want to bully someone, do it in your family! You people don’t even know each other, but we're still going through this same fucking shit every fucking day! Just make jokes, people! That is why it’s called “Worst Jokes ever” not “Bully people forever.” So shut the hell up and get to joking! Jesus! The only reason why I came here was to spread jokes and kindness like Gwen and others, not to spread hate and foolishness from people who don’t even know better things to do but to hate on stupid strangers from different parts of the fucking world!!!
“Addison, fuck off already, you're only 10 years old. What do you know?” I might be 10, but during my time here, the tragedies and horror I've experienced on this website have shaped me into someone more mature, able to share this wisdom. And if you're gonna laugh at me, spit in the face of me and my generous teachings, you will fall. I swear to God, I will make you wish you could never feel pain. But that would hurt me more than you. Please, stop the drama. That's all I ask. Together, we can make this website great again, like it once was.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
Wanna hear a joke?
Your outfit. Har har!
What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?
Their ankles.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
I know Marie Antoinette jokes aren't funny, but they're nothing to lose your head over.
Jokes about Marie Antoinette aren't funny, but that's no reason to lose your head.
Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
It’s the police, ma’am, your son got hit by a drunken driver. He’s dead.
I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.
W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺
*runs away in tears*
I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.
If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.
I make gay jokes because I am a gay joke.
I was going to tell an Asian joke, but it's too Wong.
You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?
Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)
What's dumb?
The Fetus Deletus joke!
Fucking hate that joke....
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!