Joke

Joke Jokes

Orphan

My name is Mariah Carly Brown, and I am an orphan, and what do I say about your jokes that are not funny... STOP THEM!

Dark humor is mean! All day I go to see all the jokes I find, and I see "Orphan jokes."

What kind of sick person likes that kind of joke? By the way, it is not a question. I have 3 twin sisters! Lariah, Kariah, and Iariah! Iariah starts with an i! So stop the jokes, please!

Ankle

What was the last thing going through the minds of the people who jumped out of the buildings during 9/11?

Their ankles.

Language

Why do you joke about Helen Keller?

She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

Priest

If you look at this joke, you are going to meet a Catholic priest tomorrow.

Tongue

I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.

God

You wanna hear a good joke, kiddos?

Gods being real. (Newsflash, all gods are manmade. THEY'RE ALL FICTION!)

Format

Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?

Because the format of them is ugly.

Laugh

A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.

Shepherd

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

Flag

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

Post

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."

WTF 850 COMMENTS???