Joke jokes
Yo mama so poor, when I rang her doorbell, she said, "Ding!"
Orphan joke.
What is the best joke in the world? Women’s rights.
Why can't poor people write jokes?
Because they make no cents.
Your mama is so far that when she told a joke, no one was laughing, but the floor was literally cracking up.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Q. What do ghosts do when they get hurt?
A. They call an AmBOOlance.
What's a rapper's favorite type of fruit?
RHY-MANGO!
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
You know why they call me 007?
0 girls.
0 chances.
7 restraining orders.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
LBB- me and Shrek built a theme park for you mummy and it’s called Dummy pee pee poo poo doo doo land because Shrek likes to poop.
Shrek- Should I pull the trap?
*LBB’s mom walks into the trap*
LBB and Shrek- surprise we’re mailing you to Peepoo Peepoo AB
Why did the rapper get lost in the music?
Because he couldn't find the beat.
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
Me: Hey, you want to hear a dark joke?
Brother: Sure.
Me: Turn off the light.
We all know the joke: Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But do you know why 9 is scared of 7?
Because you are supposed to eat 3 square meals a day (3 squared).
You wanna hear a joke? You.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Want to hear a joke? I swear it isn't about my life again.
My mom and dad made a joke together and called it "yeetsu" (me)!
Telling jokes is snow problem.