Joke jokes

It isn't funny to joke about 9/11. The jokes tend to crash and burn.

Why aren't Down's syndrome jokes funny?

Because the format of them is ugly.

A funny joke is not funny after laughing because then it becomes a porn hub.

Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?

A: He's the one the sheep fuck!

(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)

What’s the best thing about Switzerland?

I don’t know, but the flag is a big plus.

My name is Mr. Cheese, but your jokes are still cheesier than me...

"Guys, let's make this post have the most comments on the whole website."

WTF 850 COMMENTS???

What did the goat say?

"Let's play the grass!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

How to write a joke?

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

I will tell you a joke--your life.

Q: Knock, knock? Who’s there? A: Boo. A: Boo who? Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, My name is Bucky, And I am stucky.

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.