Joke

Joke Jokes

Goat

What did the goat say?

"Let's play the grass!"

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣funny joke yes

Difference

What's the difference between a bad joke and an actually bad joke?

An actually bad joke is not funny, like this one!

Squirrel

Q: How do you catch a squirrel?

A: Act like a nut.

(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)

Orphan

OK, so Kenya and Kariah are both orphans that hate orphan jokes, so how about we make a joke out of them!

Number

Joke: "7 8 9" (seven eight nine), why is 8 (eight) scared of 7 (seven)?

Answer: This is because; in "7 8 9", 8 is pronounced as (ate). So because seven ate nine, eight is scared that seven would eat eight also.

Sister

So I told my sister, "Want [to] hear some jokes?" and she was like, "Hit me with [your] best shot, fire away," and I was like, "Okay, I know [you're] singing an old song, yeah I was trying to see if [you] sing too," and I said, "Who do [you] think I am, Chris Brown?"

Site

I'm tired of seeing Mal's joke the second I open up the site. It's not a bad joke. I'm just tired of it.

Difference

W-what does, I mean uh, what is, um-, wh-what’s the difference, no... I mean- I mean what do you call a, um... sorry guys, i-i can’t do this. 😥🥺

*runs away in tears*

People

Well, I was gonna make a joke about drunk people, but that would be good for the health.

Asian

I am sorry, but the joke is in Urdu, which I cannot process. Please provide the joke text in English.

Dad

"Wanna hear a joke?"

"Sure."

"You SURE will be glad when this dad joke's over."

"That was pretty DAD!"