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Joke jokes

Orphan

I love making jokes about orphans!

What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Redhead

What do you call a redhead in a fridge?

I'm pretty sure her name was Kelly.

Orphan

Why can't orphans tell jokes?

They have no one to tell them to, people.

Knock knock

Hi, um okay... Knock! Knock! Who's there? Doris! Doris who? Doris look I need the key!

Um...oh here another one! Okay...so sorry I type random things on these joke sites...anyway...okay. What is a book never written: "Beautiful sites of the corel rife written by the ocean!"

Momma

Yo momma is so dumb that she couldn't even get three words into this joke. Maybe that's why she gave it a thumb's down...

Hen

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

Life

Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...

My life.

Moose

Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.

Old

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

Bar

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

Lesson

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

Adoption center

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.