Joke jokes
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.
What do you get when you cross a cat and a dinosaur? A cat-astrophe!
A police officer said to a belly button, "You're under a-vest."
What's the first thing that a battered woman does when she gets out of the shelter?
My last if she knows what's good for her.
What do you call sex?
Making cake.
Hi, I'm Yeff.
So my mom said, "Did you do your homework?" Well, I say yes, and in the hour, I yelled, "This is fake, not real!" 😅😅😅
Is your fridge running?
Why yes, it is!
Then you better go catch it!
Sans: haha... Paps: what? Sans: i KNEW it was gonna rain today. Paps: that's nearly impossible, how? Sans: i could feel it in my bo- Paps: OH MY GOD STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How are genders and twin towers alike? There used to be 2, but now it's a sensitive topic.
My friend said, "Dude, if you don't put your desk in line with the column, you're gay." So he did it, and I said, "Well, I guess now he's straight." ;D
Why couldn't the toilet paper roll down the road?
What time is it when dogs are an appointment? Time to scream!
What did the Indian person say to the lady?
"Curry up, will you?"
Would you like a piece of Africa?
Would you like to know why? Because it's a dessert/desert.
Why did the squirrel swim on its back?
To keep its nuts dry.
What is big and stupid?
The Titanic.
Your Mom tells you to take out the trash, and the next day the Police are asking if you bombed the School.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!