Joke

Joke Jokes

Hen

What did the swearing hen say?

"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)

What did the cussing rooster say?

"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"

Knock knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Police.

Police who?

Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!

Life

Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...

My life.

Moose

Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.

Old

Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol

Bar

Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"

Lesson

I was at my drumming lesson and I accidentally dropped my drum stick when my sister made a terrible joke.

KA-DOOM-CHA!

Adoption center

Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"

Me and kid: hug.

Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.

Joe

Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?

Booty

Why don't booties make good drummers?

They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.

Guy

Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?

Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!