Joke jokes
Yo mama stops at the PokeStop... to buy a Big Mac.
Why the actual f
is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not and no one will know the goddam difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, “It’s too offensive,” or something like that. Goddam, just take that shit somewhere else!
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife just died of cancer, and my alcohol addiction is tearing my family apart."
The bartender responds, saying "Oh" sympathetically. "Sucks to be you!" the bartender yells, throwing a bottle of wine at the horse.
One day, Little Johnny needs to use the bathroom. His mom is in there, so he went in to use it and asked his mom, "What is that between your legs?"
His mom told him that is her bush. Then the next day the same thing happened, but with his dad. He asked his dad, "What is that between his legs?" He said, "My snake."
The same thing happened one more time, except with his grandmother. Little Johnny asked grandma what is on her chest. She said, "My headlights."
One night, Little Johnny caught his parents doing something naughty. Then he said, "Grandma, grandma, turn on your headlights! Daddy's snake is trying to get into mommy's bush!"
What do you get when the queen farts a noble gas?
What do you get when a dino farts? A blast from the past.
Why are ninja farts so dangerous? They are silent but deadly.
My dad asked, "Where are you going?"
Me: "Back to the orphanage."
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common?
That I will never get old.
What is a box called when a cough dies in it?
A coffin.
What does "A" say to "ss"?
"We are the perfect couple. We make Ass."
"Rapeboat" so fat it made yo momma look thin.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.