Joke

Joke jokes

Tower

(Not an orphan joke).

Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?

Because they've lost 2 towers.

Bullshit

This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!

Orphan

Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.

They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.

THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.

Orange

"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"

"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"

Parent

So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didn’t actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜”πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.

Papyrus

Ooh! I know a joke!

(Papyrus) What is it?

(Sans) Knock knock!

(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?

(Sans) Sans

(Papyrus) Sans who?

(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!

(Papyrus)

Cow

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! πŸ˜‚

Dandruff

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

People

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.