Joke jokes
Your face.
When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.
Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.
One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.
Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.
Ur dad is mad.
What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Your mom is a joke.
I'm a joke supremacist.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!