Joke jokes
Stop, orphan joke!
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
My life :(
Iβm a short joke.
Iβm only five feet tall π
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who donβt talk about the following, go die!
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
Stop the orphan jokes!
So, my parents were telling me about this dark joke they made 17 years ago, but they didnβt actually tell me the joke... I was the joke. πππππππππ
#NoMoreOrphanJokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why isn't Stephen Hawking going to heaven?
Because he's British.
Ooh! I know a joke!
(Papyrus) What is it?
(Sans) Knock knock!
(Papyrus) Uh... who's there?
(Sans) Sans
(Papyrus) Sans who?
(Sans) SANS IS LAZY!!!!! NOW PICK UP YOUR SOCKS BEFORE I SHOVE MY SPAGHETTI INTO YOUR MOUTH!
(Papyrus)
A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Whoβs there?" "I donβt remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)
I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! π
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.