Joke jokes

A person went to tell a joke: "Knock knock!" "Who’s there?" "I don’t remember!" (I think we need to moove on to the next joke now.)

I just now made this one up! Then I realized it is in the cow category, so I added the moove on part! 😂

My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.

How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head and Shoulders in the glove box.

My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.

I made a bunch of jokes about unemployed people. Sadly, all of them don't work.

A joke, huh?

My sense of humor.

I love jokes!

I make chemistry jokes periodically.

Stop joking about Helen Keller so much! It’s rude, poor woman! You all just wait till she hears about this!

When a person asked to see her balance at a bank, they pushed him over.

Your face.

Once I had a cat. The cat liked human beverages.

One day I decided to throw a party. The cat went over to get some soda. There was a line. I told him that he needed to wait in line. The line was too long for the cat. Then he walked to the punch bowl. He saw that there was no punch line. Very much like this joke.

What’s black and rings the doorbell?

Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Orphan jokes are just hurtful, and that is all they are, so please stop.

Ur dad is mad.

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

I can't handle these puns...

But I can HAND you some puns!

Budum tiss!