What’s black and rings the doorbell?
Stevie Wonder answering the iron.
Joke Jokes
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"
I can't handle these puns...
But I can HAND you some puns!
Budum tiss!
The last time I ever made a joke was just now.
Why do orphans have no parents?
Say your joke in the comments.
Q: Why can't you tell 9/11 jokes in a comedy club?
A: They always crash and burn.
These 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
This joke is so bad I don't even know what I wrote at this point.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Your mom is a joke.
I'm a joke supremacist.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
So it could get to the other side!
My life is so meaningless that I committed a crime just to get shot. 0-0
This is not a joke; this is just about death...
What did the old chimney say to the young chimney?
"You're too young to smoke!"
That's not even a bad joke-
Eastern Europe and Western Europe is a joke.
Father's Day is a dad joke.
No.
Wanna know why people laugh at you? Because your life is a joke.
