Joke jokes
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
What is the difference between a refrigerator and a baby?
The refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it.
This is a Rickroll. The joke is that you thought you were going to get something else, but instead you got Rickrolled.
Girlfriend: I just lost 5 pounds!
Me: How many makeup wipes did you need?
What is the difference between a human and a magic house!?
A magic house 🏡 can fly, and a human can walk.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
I think you're eggcellent!
Her last name starts with "A" and ends with "D," and the middle letters are "P-O-O."
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Orphan jokes aren't to be made fun of.
They're just aimed at older audiences. Oh wait.
THEY AREN'T EVEN OLDER AGES.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
(Not an orphan joke).
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they've lost 2 towers.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
I would tell a Paul Walker joke, but it would crash and burn.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Stop, orphan joke!
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*