Joke jokes
I love making jokes about orphans!
What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Say, "Hey, you're pretty." Then she'll say, "OMG, thank you so much," or something cringe. Then you say, "Pretty f***ing ugly, aha, gottie!"
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
What's a baby orphan's favorite joke?
"When am I gonna see my parents?"
Lmao.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
This joke is kinda offensive, but here you go.
What’s the longest joke of the year? Pride month.
Yo yo yo, I’m a dinosaur, rawr! And my Snapchat is s4r1m-007 for more amazing jokes.
Stop posting things on orphan jokes, then!
What did the swearing hen say?
"Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, FUCK!" (It's cluck.)
What did the cussing rooster say?
"Cock-a-doodle-doo, phew!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."