Joke jokes
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Hahah, funny joke!
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
What do you call a rapper with bad manners?
RUDE-ICROUS
If I found BlessedBrian's jokes FUNNY, I would be just as retarded as HIM.
Why did the idiot post so many 9/11 jokes?
Answer: Because his mom is a whore!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Technoblade: It is high vitamin B.
Quackiity: What does vitamin B stand for?
Technoblade: Broke.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
An apple and an emo kid fell from a tree, which one hit the ground?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Your hairline jokes are so bad that they make me want to rip all my hair out.
🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦄🦁🦁🦁🐩🐖🐒🐷🐵🐎+/;!¥/%? Fuckfuckfuuk of your own is also a joke about your relationship with Google and Twitter users who don't know what they think of their own personal life, and the way they have been involved since the last few years of debate is the only thing.
My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.