Joke jokes
What's a booty's favorite dance move?
THE BUM BOUNCE!
Did you hear that Joe contracted Sugondese Ligma on his trip to Suggon, and now he won’t be able to make it to Saw Con?
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Why did the booty go to the party?
It heard it was a "bash."
What’s a rapper’s favorite kind of SODA?
Dr. Dre Pepper.
Did you hear about the guy that posts all of the "Hairline Jokes"?
Answer: Yeah, he's a COMPLETE IDIOT!
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
Hahah, funny joke!
Stinking poo poo bum.
Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.