Joke

Joke Jokes

Mum

Stinking poo poo bum.

Joke of the day: Your mum is so fat I saw her at Greg’s! 😭🤣

Guy

Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.

Mermaid

Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!

Mirror

I'm supposed to put a joke here.

But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?

I'm sure you'll laugh.

House

It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)

Sodium

I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."

Chemistry

Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?

Because krypton is "stable."

Trip

You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?

9/11

Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.

Sex

She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I’ll be honest... She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna.

Man

A man gets arrested after writing "MORBID JOKES COMING OUT THIS TIME NEXT YEAR!" and "I'm gay!"

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Jay-Z and B.