Joke jokes
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The most unfunny joke ever made.
How can you tell an Asian guy is awake?
You can never tell.
Dad: ๐ฆ
Kid: ?
Dad: ๐ฆ๐ฆ
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
We were at a restaurant today, and my dad was talking about a place called Sea Ranch.
I asked, "What do they raise there? Sea horses?"
Katie Price's answer for everything is darkness.
She isn't a dull person, but playing eye spy with my little eye with Harvey is just way too easy.
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I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.
Why do you go to the bank?
To get money.
When do you run from the bank?
When the cops come.
Why is a sweet potato casserole so sweet? Because it's so sweet to eat!
What do you call an amazing goat?
A goat-zing.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers mad? They wanted a drive-through pepperoni pizza, but got a fly-through plane instead.
Communist jokes suck... unless everyone gets them.