Joke jokes

Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?

Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?

Why can’t blind people read this?

They can’t see.

Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?

He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!

Cool kid: I slept with your sister.

Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.

Everyone else: :O

What did the mustard say to the ketchup? "Quit running so fast, let me ketchup to you."

What do kids with cancer and cancer jokes have in common?

CANCER!

Just kidding, they are both fun to laugh at.

I like my girls like my file systems...

FAT and 16.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no friends.

The other day I lost all my crayons.

I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.

I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.

What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?

A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.

I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.

When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.

When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.

And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

What is yellow and can’t fly?

A school bus.

What goes moo? Cow.

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What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!