Joke jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police stop telling these awful knock knock jokes!
Two gay men walk into a bar. One of them turned to the other and said, "Hey, what do you say we get out of here?"
Wanna hear a short joke? Well duh, I mean that's why you're on here... Well, here one...
My life.
Just.
Old.
Killer.
Epigrams.
Just look up texting jokes. Don't ask why, just do it.
You know you trip and fall. Here is the funny joke: Did you have a nice trip?
Yeah, I keep telling everyone 9/11 jokes, but they all just crash and burn.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
I'm supposed to put a joke here.
But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?
I'm sure you'll laugh.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Wanna hear the car joke?
Nah, it's too fast for you.
Did you hear about the guy who made the knock-knock joke? I heard he got the Nobel Prize.
Old people all ways get in the way some times don't they all ways to sloow when they are in front of you and make silly exsgouses dont they it is some times beyond a joke ! Lol
I asked my friend if they wanted to hear a joke about sodium, and they said, "Na."
Me: Says to kid at adoption center, "You're adopted!"
Me and kid: hug.
Thought this site needed a little bit of nice jokes.
Q: What is the difference between a dead body and an orphan?
A: The dead body had a family.
Moose jokes, why did the moose fly with an airplane? Because it was a skoose.
Wanna hear a joke?
YOUR MOM!
OHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Chemistry joke: Why did the Superman being normal people when a krypton was at him?
Because krypton is "stable."
Why did the mermaid want to go to the evil monster so it could get a real joke? Ha, ah, ah, ha!