Joke jokes
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
Dad: 🦆
Kid: ?
Dad: 🦆🦆
Kid: Huh?
Dad: Ur too late...
Kid: WHAT!
Dad: .... GOOSE!
Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?
What did the guy with no teeth say to a blind guy... "How many fingers am I holding up?"
I was going to walk to Verizon, but I decided to Sprint over to T-Mobile instead.
The other day I lost all my crayons.
I just wish I had a shoulder to cray on.
What bounces up and down at 100 miles per hour?
A baby tied to the back of a pick up truck.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What's black, white, and red all over?
Lossvagus school shooting.
What do you call a school bus driver that cannot walk? A silly school bus driver!
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
What has tree roots and what do I have for kids? What is the difference between a human and a used tire?
Tree roots are under the tree, and used tires are under the Hummer.
Why was the baseball player stuck in the stadium?
'Cause he made his home run.
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
I may not be that good with puns on this site, but I got a skele-ton of jokes. Hey, what's the matter pal, is there something crawling under your skin?
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Funni Joke.
Ever heard of rape jokes?
No?
Well, I'll MAKE you hear 'em!
What do you call a baby that came out of their mother's womb? A virgin.