Joke jokes
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Hey, Mom, I am ugly.
"Facts," my mom says.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
I never understood school shooting jokes.
I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
What is yellow but can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
Why can’t blind people read this?
They can’t see.
Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?
Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?