Joke jokes
What do you call a flat emo?
Cutting board.
Why was the orphan's first phone an XR?
Because it had no home button.
Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
"Who am I? Why am I typing?"
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
Lmao Trump and Putin dislike my jokes! 🤣😂
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
Question: How was Covid-19 born?
Answer: Someone fucked Batman! 😂
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.
His wife asked what that was for.
"It is for your headache."
"I don't have a headache."
He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"
So when my parents say no to "isms," I say, "Can I be homophobic?"
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.