Joke

Joke jokes

Bonfire

Parents: Let's have a bonfire.

Me: Let's go to the orphanage.

Parents: To bring other children?

Me: No, to have the fire.

Parents: Won't they be missed?

Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.

WiFi

Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?

Friend: Sure.

Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?

Friend: Why?

Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.

Rape

How can you tell when a female was raped? She crossed herself out.

Orphan

An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.

School

I never understood school shooting jokes.

I guess they were aimed at younger audiences.

Muslim

Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?

Because she has to get on her knees.

Life

Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.

Headache

A husband walks into the bedroom door holding two aspirin and a glass of water.

His wife asked what that was for.

"It is for your headache."

"I don't have a headache."

He smiles. "Gotcha!!!!"

Orphan

#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.

Shooter

When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.

Koala

Q: What’s a koala's face song? A: Never gonna give you up BECAUSE it hangs on the tree and the person is the tree?

Orphan

Why are you making all these bad jokes about orphans? What did they ever do to you?