Joke jokes
Me: Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Why don't churches have WiFi?
Friend: Why?
Me: They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
Parents: Let's have a bonfire.
Me: Let's go to the orphanage.
Parents: To bring other children?
Me: No, to have the fire.
Parents: Won't they be missed?
Me: No, because there is nobody to miss them.
Do you know how a snail has a "nail," why can't it be a nut?
I punched an orphan, and he told me to leave him alone. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
What do you call an alligator detective??
An investi-gator.
When the school shooter shoots the autistic kid and he thinks he's having an orgasm.
#NoMoreOrphanJokes STOP IT NOW! I will dislike all the orphan jokes that appear.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop an onion.
I'm happy that I named my dog "I Know What You Did." It's funny to see how much people get scared when I call him.
A skeleton walks into a bar and said it takes "backbone" to mess with me, and if you try to insult me, I have thick skin.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
If you ever get bored, just hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What is yellow and can’t fly?
A school bus.
What goes moo? Cow.
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What's black and white and red all over????? A zebra in a blender!
Why couldn’t the midget ride the bus?
He can’t slam dunk his bus fare!
When you're going to Titanic: It's the best ship in the world.
When you know it's sinking: It's the poor ship!
The duck walked up to the lemonade stand.
And he said to the man Running the stand, "Hey! Bomp bomp bomp Got any grapes?"
Cool kid: I slept with your sister.
Me: Never knew my brother was a girl.
Everyone else: :O
I like my girls like my file systems...
FAT and 16.