Joke jokes
Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.
Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?
A: You gonna eat that?
Want to hear a joke? My life.
What’s worse than Sally in one trash can?
Sally in 13 trash cans.
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
My dad told me I'm a failure.
I failed a math test.
Good thing there's a pole outside my house.
What’s the difference between a bullet and a prostitute? They both burst a barrel.
Wanna hear a joke?
Woman's rights.
What's 10 inches and makes women scream?
Cot death!
What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?
"I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"
What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.
What do you call a skeleton with no arms? An un-armed skeleton.
There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?
A pentagon!
(9/11 joke)
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
I'm ticked off by this tick joke!
Space therapist in between the e and the r.
The rapists!
What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What's worse than 10 babies in a truck?
One baby in 10 trucks.
What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?
Aliens vs. Predator