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Joke Jokes

Pedophile

Stop complaining. Pedophile jokes are pretty funny, but to say there are over 100 of them only to have repeats of the same joke told by different people is very disappointing.

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  • Mexican

    A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."

    Ketchup

    Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!

    UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!

    Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!

    Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."

    Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.

    Failure

    My dad told me I'm a failure.

    I failed a math test.

    Good thing there's a pole outside my house.

    Kelp

    What did Sally say when she was stuck in the water with kelp?

    "I need kelp! KELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP"

    Skeleton

    What's the difference between a skeleton and a baby? I don't set the skeleton on fire.

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  • Pentagon

    There was a math teacher on a plane that crashed. What was the last thing that went through their head?

    A pentagon!

    (9/11 joke)

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  • Miscarriage

    What is 6" long, bright red, and your wife cries when you feed it to her?

    Her miscarriage.

    Bill Cosby

    What is it called when Bill Cosby and an illegal immigrant fight?

    Aliens vs. Predator

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