Joke jokes
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Jokes suck.
My joke is so diam funny, or so damn funny.
How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her Head and Shoulders in the glove compartment!
What time is it when a cow sits on your fence? Time to get a new fence!
What’d the fox say when he was asked to describe his wife?
“Hottie hottie hottie hoe!”
Two cows were hiding.
One said: "Moooo."
The other one said: "Shut up! We're hiding!"
I asked my dad, "Why did you paint rabbits on your bald head?"
He replied, "Because I thought it would look like hares."
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Crippling depression.
Crippling depression who--?
Me.
My girlfriend broke up with me. She said I was a pedophile. I told her, “PEDOPHILE? Wow, that sure is a big word for an eight-year-old!”
Who wants to hear the biggest joke ever?
My life.
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
The baby cries when I cut it, but an onion makes me cry when I cut it.
Did you hear the one about the hills?
It was hillarious.
What did the bitch say to her sister when she stepped on her toe? Oww, mitosis!
When it is quiet when you're having sex and you ask your partner to "Do the roar!"
A midget walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender says no.
The midget asks why. The bartender says, "You're a little drunk!"
I can’t stand disabled jokes...
Neither can they 😂
Why isn't a koala a bear? It doesn't have the koalafications.