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Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

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    • What did the cow say to the sheep?

    “Moo!”

    What did the sheep say to the cow?

    “That was a bad joke!”

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    • How do Asian people name their children?

    They throw a pan down the stairs.

    What would your name be? Msg it to @chelsearosegraham.

    I tried a pun about water, but people "sea" right through it, and when people complain, they are usually just being a beach.

    Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.

    Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.

    Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.

    Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.

    If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?