Joke jokes
Q: What did the man say after removing another man's hat? A: He was decapitated.
Want to hear an inside joke? I walked into a house.
Want to hear an outside joke? I walked out of that house.
Wanna hear a joke about measurement... never mind, it would take too long.
I told a cookie a joke the other day.
It just crumbled.
I named my horse Mayo.
Mayo neighs.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke!
What dinosaur loves music?
The velociRAPtor!
What is it called when a gay guy punches someone?
Fruit punch.
Christmas special
Me: Can you describe Mrs. Claus in 3 words? Santa: Ho ho ho.
What's the difference between cancer and a baby?..
There is none.
Why did the man die of the actor's performance?
The performance was unbeLIVEable!
Little boy: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?
Little boy: Your parents.
What is a necrophiliac's favorite candy? A Hearsey's Kiss.
How did you get Sally into a blender?
- Without much resistance.
How do you get Sally out of a blender?
- Tortilla chips.
What does a lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
"Same time next month?"
What do you call a feminine cow?
A dairy queen.
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
All these African jokes aren't funny when you are a lover of Africa, how are there still Africans alive? Y'all are racist and may God forgive you. You know we're rich with natural resources, that's why y'all come to steal from us. Shame on you all!