Joke jokes
My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.
So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."
My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"
I said, "Literally."
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.
The joke is u.
Most of the jokes are trash.
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."
I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.
There was a guy called Manners, one called Poo, and one called Shut Up.
One day, Manners was on his way to pick up Poo from school. A police officer stopped Shut Up and said:
Police: "What’s you name?"
Shut Up: "Shut Up."
Police: "Where's your manners?!"
Shut Up: "Picking up Poo."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I did not say banana? Ha ha!
The duck bought lipstick. When he paid, he said, "Put it on my bill."
A pun enters the room and kills ten people.
Pun in, ten dead.
What instrument do a pair of sheep play? The two-baaaa.
What did the cookie say to the milk?
What’s up duud?
What did the Indian cheese say to the other cheese?
"Tu cheese badi hai mast mast!"
Why was Timmy so sad? Because his dad stapled a frog to his forehead.
What sayd the man to the woman??
Go to the kitchen lol.
The joke is this website.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Car-los