Joke jokes
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."
What was the guitar teacher arrested for? Stringing a minor.
Why did Suzy fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Not Suzy.
A paraplegic walks into a bar...
It's funny because he can't walk.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Sans, you lazybones, get up and do something.
Sans: I am doing something.
Papyrus: Oh yeah, what?
Sans: Thinking up a skele-ton of jokes.
Papyrus: SANSSSsSsSsSssSsSSsSsSsSSsSSsSsSsS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will end you.
Sans: What, does someone not have a funny bone? Oh wait, do you have a bone to pick with me? I have 206.
So a man asked another man, "What's your name?"
He says, "What's it to ya?"
So the guy asked again, "And he says what's it to ya?"
Come to find out his name was What's It To Ya.