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Susie

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"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Because she had no arms."

"Why couldn’t she get up off the ground?" "Because she had no friends."

"Knock knock." "Who’s there?" "Not Susie, she’s still on the ground."

"Where did Susie go when the bomb went off?" "Everywhere."

"Why couldn’t Susie scratch her leg?" "Because it was in a different body bag."

"Why did Susie drop her ice cream?" "She was hit by a bus."

"Why did Susie fall off the swing?" "Someone threw a refrigerator at her."

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    • Pizza

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    I would tell you a joke about a slice of pizza, but it's really... cheesy. I donut think you will come up with a better pun than this.

    Chicken

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    So there were three baby chickens and two mothers. The first baby said, "Why am I named Calf?"

    And the mother said, "I f***ed a cow."

    Then the second baby came up to its mother, and it said, "Why am I named B***h?"

    And its mom said, "I f***ed a wolf."

    And the final baby came to its mother and said, "Why am I named Orphan?" And because its mother wasn't there to see it, this is what I have to say: "Because you are one, you ducking hitch!!"

    Man

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    A man with a mullet walks into a bar.

    The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"

    Dad

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    So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"

    The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"

    Grandpa

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    What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?

    Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.