Joke jokes
Wanna hear a joke? Tin.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh.
What did the nut chasing the other nut say? "I'mma cashew!"
Why did the vegetable cross the road? He didn't, he just sat there.
My mom walks in a bar and the bartender says "water?" saying "we only sell beer!"
What's a duck's favorite drug?
Cwack.
Want to hear my pencil joke? Wait, I'm still writing it.
What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant.
Tell someone to say "alpha" and then "kenny one". Tell them to say it very fast. Tell them it sounded like they said, "I'll fuck anyone!"
What is the difference between tuna, a piano, and glue? You can tuna a piano, but you cannot piano a tuna.
(The person you ask should say what about the glue.) Response: I knew you would get stuck there.
What’s the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? One’s a Goodyear. The other’s a great year.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
What did the dirt say to the embers?
You look smoking hot.
I love escalator jokes. There's not too many steps.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite part of a website?
A: The homepage.
April Fool's joke: Go to an orphanage and tell them, "Their parents came back."