What was the last thing to go through the terrorist's mind? The detonator.
Joke Jokes
I got hit with a can of soda.
It doesn't matter, it was a soft drink.
They asked to tell them a joke, so I said no.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
Q: Where did Sally go on her bike? A: Nowhere.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Q: What do you call a Mexican man that lost his car?
A: Carlos.
This guy tried to kill me, and I asked, "What is this? Friday the Thirteenth?" Michael replied, "Nah, it's Halloween."
How do poets say hello?
Hey, haven’t we metaphor?
Did you hear about the two people who stole a calendar?
They each got six months.
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.
She looked at me surprised.
(P.S. I am not at that age plus I am as straight as a helix ruler.)
What’s the difference between a cat and a comma?
A cat has claws at the end of paws; a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?
A receding hare-line!
Did you hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
There's no menu. You get what you deserve!
Why do we tell actors to break a leg? Because every play has a cast!
What is the thirstiest ocean in the world?
The Gulf of Mexico lol!
A pun, a play on words, and a limerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
Why couldn't the button get off the couch?
Because his butt weighed a ton! (butt-ton)
Hey guys! It's Triple G. You can give me more ideas on jokes, mainly Fish and Sea jokes, as those are the jokes I specialize and only do best on in the comment section below. Please do feel free to thumbs down and comment on improvements, as well as thumbsing up and saying what you liked! :)
Au revoir, GGG
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Fsh!