Joke jokes
When I ask my dad if I got adopted, he said, "Not yet, no one wants you."
Why did Morgan’s dad leave her?
She kept making dad jokes.
I just found out I'm colorblind!
The diagnosis came completely out of the orange!
Do you want to hear a paper joke?
Never mind, it is tearable.
One day I had the munchies, so I ate a clock. It was very... time consuming.
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Rhydon- son.
Rhydon? - mum.
RHYDON DEEZ NUTS! - son.
Jeez, ur like ur father in bed- mum.
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What's the difference between you and an idiot? Not very much if you reword and post the same joke over and over.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"
So I'm a cow, guess what my dad thinks of that? He says I'm a loooosmer.
Where are people sent to die?
Ross Hall academy.
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!
If you are talking to an Indian and notice a red dot appear on their forehead, be careful of what you said... They are recording it down... Careful... (no offense) pure joke.
Joke: What do you call a gay alligator detective?
Answer: An Investigator
What does the cannibal get after a one night stand?
Breakfast in bed!
Knock knock. Who's there? Depression. That's my best friend.
Stairs are bad, because they are always up to something.