A man with a mullet walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "The party's in the back!"
Joke Jokes
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
I fear my last words will be "hold my beer and watch this."
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
A person with a wheelchair makes a joke. No one laughs.
Inner thought: "Wheely Manerva, wheely."
How to make holy water:
1. Grab a pot.
2. Put water in it.
3. Set the stove to 420 degrees.
4. Boil the hell out of it.
Have you heard about the smart traveler? He's clearly going places.
Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Your cow is so ugly, it scared the crap out of the toilet!
My friend asks for a turkey burger on 4th of July. I say, "That's Thanksgiving, man!"
What's a homeless person's favorite cookie?
Pooreos.
Why didn’t the bike stand on its own?
It was too tired.
Where do you find a cow with no legs?
Right where you left it!
How do you know someone is fucking dumb?
They put jokes that have been used several times already.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
To cover his butt-quack.
Why was the Chinese laundry joke not funny? It had no irony.
How did Aby get away from Mr. Ryan in Iran? He ran!
I left Iran. Guess how? I ran!
