Joke jokes
Me: *looks at person's hand* This guy doesn't have fingers!
Random person with no fingers: Why do you have to point that out?
"Hi, Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?"
"Oh, Johnny, you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs."
"I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
What do you call a chicken with no legs? Ground chicken 🤣💀🐔 Get WRAY'DDDDD!
Why are Deepika Amar's jokes so shit?
Because he is a smelly cunt.
I'd make a joke about an obese person, but it won't work out.
Paper.
Aww c'mon! I thought my joke made the cut!
Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (again)!
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.