Joke jokes
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Europe.
Europe who?
No, I'm not.
You are American when you walk to the bathroom. What are you when you are in there?
You're-a-peein'. European.
I'd make a farming joke, but I'm just a little less than corny enough.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
A Sax-O-Bone.
What did the suicidal leprechaun say?
"Irish I was dead."
Why does this stingray's wife can't stop babbling?
'Cause she can't watch her mouth.
Why did the man put himself on fire?
To BURN Calories.
Do you want to hear a money joke? "Never mind, it makes no cents."
Son: Daddy, why is this red soup so sweet?
Because your mother had diabetes.
You're probably getting tired of these gravity jokes... but I keep falling for them every time.
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
What was a pedophile's hardest thing? Fitting in!
What do you call a cross between a computer and a vampire bat?
Love at first byte! <3
Your mom is fat, and that's a joke.
When do eggs hatch?
At the CRACK of dawn!
What is the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Well, beer nuts are 49 cents, but deer nuts are just under a buck. (If you don’t understand the genders of deer, you won’t understand it.)
What do you call a snobbish criminal going down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
When do you go on red and stop at green?
A watermelon.
Do you like all the jokes I’ve been “cracking?”