Joke jokes

What’s white and crunchy and swings through trees?

A meringue-atang.

Looks like someone's funny bone's broken!

At night in the Nunnery, one Nun says to the other Nun, "Where's the candle?" The other Nun says, "Doesn't it!"

Boy: Have you heard of the cool kid who just told us he had autism?

Teacher: What?

Boy: Well... never mind, he's well supported.

I'm supposed to put a joke here.

But I can't find a mirror...can you find one yourself?

I'm sure you'll laugh.

Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.

Son: Mom, I'm blind.

Mom: Exactly!

I know a lot of jokes, but I could learn a femor.

Why did the toad cross the road?

To show his girlfriend he had guts.

Fortnite is good.

(Awesome joke, right?)

I wondered why the pitcher hadn’t pitched the ball yet.

Then it hit me.

Titanic jokes sink in. Pun intended.

How did the skeleton know it was gonna rain?

If you said he felt it in his bones, you're wrong. He watched the weather forecast.

My dad and I were talking and my cat left the room.

So I said, "I guess she wasn't feline it."

My dad said, "You've got to be kitten me, that was purrfect!"

I said, "Literally."

This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.

1. Pencils

2. Binders

3. Paper

4. Pencil sharpener.

What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was running from you, hehe.

The joke is u.

Most of the jokes are trash.

I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"

PP almighty stabeth thy! Then my sister said, "Just put it in."

I once did an exam on rainbows. I passed with flying colors.