Joke jokes
Want to know how to keep an idiot in suspense???
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Why doesn't Batman need Robin as a wingman?
Because he has no problem robbin' your girl.
I just stepped on a corn flake. I'm officially a cereal killer.
Why can't vampires tell jokes right? All their jokes just SUCK.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
What do you call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What did the Ford Mustang say to the crowd of innocent people?
I'D HIT THAT!
I have the funniest joke ever, here it is...
Your face!
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
Why can’t you tell a funny joke to a wheelchair kid? Because he just rolls with the joke.
Jokes...
My friend told me an emo joke once, and I said, "Emo jokes aren't funny, cut it out!"
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
Why couldn't the kid with Down syndrome play football?
Because he got all the downs.
Ha! It asked me to submit a joke, but then I realized I'm the joke.
When does it rain money?
When there's a change in the weather.
What did the policeman say to his belly button?
You're under a vest.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.