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Q: How do you know an Asian person was in your house?
A: Your homework is done, breakfast is made, and your cat is gone.
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "What's wrong with me!" "Calm down, calm down. Just pull yourself together!"
What did Sally get for her birthday? A football!
Only joking; she hasn't opened the box yet.
I don't trust stairs. They're always up to something :D
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
Why did Sally get a black eye?
Because she tried to play patty cake.
Question: Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Answer: Tequila
I wanna ram your PCIe slot.
Two pencils walking down the street.
Which one hasn’t got AIDS?
The one with the rubber on.
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.
Cremation: Your last chance for a smoking hot body.
Why did half the world go to hell? Because they were laughing at morbid jokes.
YOU'VE BEEN WARNED (again)!
People: Stop joking about such serious issues!
Me: Kill yourself.
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
Did you hear about the flood at the circus? Lots of people drowned, and there were two clowns that survived and two nuns still in the audience.
The two clowns ran over to the two nuns, and each one put a nun on his shoulder. Then they waded out of the big top, up to their waists in the rapid, turbulent water. As they were reaching dry land, one clown said to the other, "If you ask me, this is virgin on the ridiculous!"
What's the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? Bigfoot has been sighted.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
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