Joke jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?

I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.

Me.

The joke is as short as me.

What do you call a laughing motorcycle?

A Yamahahahaha!

Why do orphans go to church?

Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."

Rape isn't funny unless she's laughing, too.

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

I'm the joke, bitch.

Me and my mom order Chinese food. So when it came, my mom grabbed the egg roll and started to suck it down. Then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom says, "I love you for 5 dollar."

What do you call a dog with no tail?

A tail-less dog.

My joke is about Archer, riddles, sex life. Wait, sorry, there is none.

Thanks for reading Archer’s love life story.

Why did the orphan cross the road?

To find his family. Sorry!

How did I get to Iraq? I ran.

Ur dad is mad.

How do you sex?

With penis!

Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!

Why did the toilet paper not make it across the road?

Because it got stuck in the crack.

I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

You cut the rope.

What did one bean say to the other bean?

How you bean?

I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.

None of these jokes really took off.