Joke jokes
Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Yeah, me too.
What's worse than locking your keys in the car in front of an abortion clinic?
Having to go back inside and ask to borrow a hanger.
Why did Sally get a black eye? Because she decided to play football.
Yo' mama is a joke.
Q: How many more chemo treatments did the cancer patient need?
A: Tumor.
Want to hear a joke about a guy losing fingers?
Never mind, it’s too pointless.
What hangs low?
Balls.
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
I would tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy.
A priest, a minister, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar.
The bartender looks at them and says, "Is this a joke?"
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
Why did the failed abortion climb up the woman’s leg?
It was homesick.
You are the joke.
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people?
Vegetable soup.
So a cupcake walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender says to himself, "Damn, this is some good shit."
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich?
I don't put my dick in a sandwich before I eat it.
Me.
The joke is as short as me.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because it's the only place where they get to call him "father."