Joke jokes
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
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What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.
What is it called when you hit your funny bone at night?
Dark humor.
What kind of ankle are you? A broken ankle.
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
Q: Why couldn't the queer wist eating his hot dog?
A: Because it tasted like shit.
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Q: What did Jesus say when he got nailed to the cross?
A: Owwww!!!!!
Q: Why are morbid jokes so cruel?
A: Because they are!
How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? More than 40 because my basement is still dark.
Why are bald eagles bald? Because you're bald!
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"Dishes."
"Dishes who?"
"Dishes a bad joke."
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.