Joke jokes
What time is it if you sprain an ankle or an arm?
Time to go to the doctor! 🥼
What is a bus ride that is dumb? A boring one.
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
What is a guide dog 🐶 that cannot walk? A useless guide 🐶.
Why do dead babies cry? Just kidding, they are dead.
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
Why did the cow cross the road to go to the moovies?
What do you call a school bus driver that keeps going to sleep? A monster.
Why did the chicken commit suicide?
To get to the other side.
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
I love jokes!
What did the bus driver say to the car?
"What is your address?"
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What's a priest's favorite fruit?
Cantaloupe.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
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What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
What is black and at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking's after a fire.